Propellerhead

hmmm?

[onna-gata]

The fight is over. Its clearly “das nutella” and not “die nutella” - while “dein” also implies, it could be “der nutella” - let’s face it, it is not and will never be “der”.

[onna-gata]

@official-german-puns

[official-german-puns]

damit ist der Kampf wieder eröffnet

[wordsturnintostories]

vielleicht können wir uns auf ‘deins nutella’ einigen, was ja grammatikalisch an ‘i bims’ anknüpfen könnte?

@official-german-puns

[official-german-puns]

vielleicht könnte man einfach einen neuen Artikel erfinden für das vierte grammatikalische Geschlecht, das Nutellageschlecht. Sowas wie “dörp Nutella”.

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[official-nordrheinwestfalen]

[chalight-deactivated20221223]

[official-german-gaming]

[lisztig]

[corsilentium]

[official-german-puns]

[official-german-puns]

[official-german-puns]

[donottumbldry]

Missing summer already 😭 #keswick #lakedistrict #summer2018 (at Keswick, Cumbria) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMrRp-gkzS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d7l9qkqhfag2

[donottumbldry]

Take me back 😩 #brussels #worldcup2018 #backwhenenglandwereundefeated #summer2018 (at Brussels, Belgium) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMqy9DgDcV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w68zlsyarj8j

[10mb]

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

[doujinshi]

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[randomfandompenguin]

[donottumbldry]

🇩🇪 #furztenzug #paradeofprinces #dresdenaltstadt (at Dresden, Germany)

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Fine Line Between Friendly and Creepy.

[keroa]

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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[numahachi]

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[phuiscribbles]

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[jukun]

[valbrandur]

[ddemotivators]

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

[thegreenwolf]

[itsadragonaesthetic]

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

[randomtechpriest]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hodlmyvodka]

Construction crew commuting to work

[ewanmrozny]

#it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav

It’s Slav TARDIS

[geistygeist]

The most Slavic thing ever

[zerotheduke]

what the fuck. what the fuck. 

[amemait]

I lost it at 11

[adramofpoison]

17? 17 people and a guitar??

[maggins]

#AND an accordion

[just--space]

The Prague Astronomical Clock : In the center of Prague there’s a clock the size of a building. During the day, crowds gather to watch the show when it chimes in a new hour. The Prague Astronomical Clock’s face is impressively complex, giving not only the expected time with respect to the Sun (solar time), but the time relative to the stars (sidereal time), the times of sunrise and sunset, the time at the equator, the phase of the Moon, and much more. The clock began operation in 1410, and even though much of its inner workings have been modernized several times, original parts remain. Below the clock is a nearly-equal sized, but static, solar calendar. Pictured, the Prague Astronomical Clock was photographed alone during an early morning in 2009 March. The Prague Astronomical Clock and the Old Town Tower behind it are currently being renovated once again, with the clock expected to be restarted in 2018 June. via NASA

[ladymarlboro]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”