I *am* impertinent.

•Call me C!• ☆they/them☆ Let's be real. This is a mostly Percy Jackson blog now, with other stuff randomly mixed in.

[zephzephyrus]

“your destiny is calling. better go see what he wants” and they never kissed once

[bezazel]

I had an idea :]

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chokkobun]

rkgk royal!au hijack/frostcup with brunet jack :)

[toffyrats]

[bookofmormonmemes]

blinkie maker by @blinkees

[adobe-outdesign]

Spin this wheel of gross foods from Neopets. I will pay you $500 to eat your result.

Are you taking the offer?

Hell yeah

I will begrudgingly suffer through it for the money

I would eat it but only for $1000

I am not eating it under any circumstances

[See results button]

Voting ended onJul 11

[alicedemettrie]

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[luxfuxxvii]

more scribbles, my liege???

[nerdygaymormon]

[dont-sneeze]

saw this on a walk today, it was strangely poetic

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[iloe]

imagine

[707sebun]

Fic so fluffy it made me pause to draw

[fucking-relax]

Floor Time

options include:

flat on your back and starfish out

facedown, aggressively

on your side hugging a pillow or plushie

L shaped to the wall with feet up wall

whatever the fuck you want

let yourself melt and unclench your jaw

[fucking-relax]

try doing this for 15 minutes with eyes closed like once in the afternoon. ideally just focusing on breathing to give the brain a break too alongside the rest of the body also relaxing.