Damned Regardless

C. 23. Mostly thirsting for a one Edward Cullen. Says “fuck” a lot. Bless the Twilight Renaissance™️

[robsource]

Robert Pattinson photographed for Les Inrockuptibles, November 2018

[ohyoudosmellgood]

tell me this is not how this scene went.

[ancient-serpent]

Státní opera (State Opera), Prague (by ancient-serpent)

[aquamzan]

Kristen Stewart for Interview Magazine, 2012.

[vclterra]

this is just bella if she joined the volturi

[cmpassionatesoul]

insp.

[rose-lily-hale]

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

It’s getting to be “old red truck Christmas aesthetic” in every store and it’s a very jarring time to be a twilight fan

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

@lemonadebottlecap ground zero

[dianaofthemyscira]

I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I’m going to hell…

[spidyspence]

say what you want about twilight, but Bella’s teacher having to stop teenage boys from drinking plant fertiliser is probably the most accurate representation of what high school is like i’ve ever seen

[brittany]

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

[robertphilip]

“First with me, then with his wife, Esme.”

[lesbianvamps]

You know what? Elizabeth Reazer didn’t have to go this hard but she did it for all of us.

[rosaliehalesbian]

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[fantasie-improptu]

[thequeensofbeauty]

KRISTEN STEWART InStyle Magazine (November 2020)

[cullenedward]

Now, who would like to repeat the last few lines of iambic pentameter just to show they were paying attention? Mr. Cullen? 

[vampireacademia]

The Cullens: we have to act like normal teens so we don’t draw attention to ourselves

Edward: *perfectly recites Shakespeare instead of just saying he wasn’t paying attention like a normal 17 year old*

[filmgifs]

Do the Cullens visit often? The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[howulikindaraingirl]

she’s literally about to die and he’s roasting her

[stardustalix-deactivated2021021]

Random street missionary: Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?

Carlisle: Sure, what do you want to know?