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you thought tumblr in the 2010s was bad but last year i joined a community garden and a member in his 60s just emailed blasted all of us a ten page pdf call out post about one of the other member's problematic behavior and rules violations

chillyfeetsteak

one of his (many) complaints is that she is wiccan and has been actively recruiting female members to her coven during garden meetings (true) and also planting invasive species (rules violation) in the four corners of the garden (rules violation, planting in communal space) and when they dig them up to remove them there are jars filled with talismans and feathers and stuff in the dirt underneath

chillyfeetsteak

yes she's white yes she has dreads

chillyfeetsteak

she got kicked out lol

punkitt-is-here

now some of you might be wondering why I, a very loudly transgender type of girl, might reblog transmasc joy posts. That is because I love seeing people happy and actualized :]

velvetvexations

inconveniently-discorporated

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

serricoj

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

rpepperpotshipssciencebros

marisatomay

The thing about grief is that if you are vocally honest about how it feels you sound like someone about to be involuntarily committed

#reminders #you HAVE to communicate it tho its so importang

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

great-and-small

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

sadclowncentral

i understand why people say that on some level every office job is the same and it doesn't matter what or who you are doing paper work for it's always paper work. but i have mad beef with the spaceflight robot in the lobby because she tries to fucking trap me in conversations about lunar missions everytime i am late for work and i would say that is an experience unique to my particular type of paperwork

sadclowncentral

the other thing that is different to a normal office job is that once in a while an engineer will call me and say 'hello i have a legal question' and then when i say 'okay ask away' they will say something like 'we are going to blow up an asteroid' which is really more of a statement than a question. and then they will follow that up with 'can you send us the paperwork for that' as if that is something that has happened enough times in the history of humankind to have standardized paperwork. but otherwise it's mostly emails

bonesbeetle

the abbreviation should be ssp for "several species" but they decided to go with spp or "species pecies" instead

thegaymertrainer

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

aristocrating

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

nudityandnerdery

itreallyatemyhand

midnightssea

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

iravaid

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On conservation and survival

naamahdarling

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

#SAVE #FAVE #SHUT UP

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

phantomrose96