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@donttalkmeangy
I have a mental image of ME!Eito and the G'ie Queen (or G'ie data idk) fistfighting over who gets to control Takumi's twink ass
Eito would NAWT cooperate with The G'ies i guarantee you he would fucking hate those parasites 😭🙏 "This body is MINE!!"
It's basically Wanting To Push A Guy To Genocide vs Literally Just Controlling A Guy To Kill ahh debate
Behold
the worst ship ever
Eito x Addamaque
Guy who hates everything x Literally Paragon of Hatred
Honourable mention to Eito x Quenzelle or Quenselle whatever his name is
SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE A FIC WITH ROUTE 0 EITO ACTUALLY WINNING THE FIGHT I NNNNNEEED ANGST
could be Aotsumi too tho not required. Imagine Takumi being the only one left alive just because Eito hates him THAT MUCH. Oughhhh...
Random thought but
Eito in a That's Not My Neighbour setting would be hilarious because I feel like his cognitive disorder would NOT pick up on Doppelgangers which means he'd be able to 'see' them which MEANS he'd be the best fucking doorman ever because well... he'd tell humans apart immediately. On the other hand I can see him sneakily 'accidentally' send a few to be 'cleaned'
Idk I just thought him being a doorman in the game would be hilarious
No one knows his secret, they just think hes VERY good at telling those apart, even suspiciously so
A message to all the unironic Eito apologists
he ain't real and if he was, he'd think we all ugly af.
I had a random thought
Reverse Multiple Eitos where maybe Eito is the time traveller who absorbed Takumi's cryptoglobin and then did it again next route to idk make him suffer or force him to be Together Forever cause he has this weird possessive homoerotic streak about him and I could see him do ts
Or Eito could be travelling through timelines through [SPOILERS] so there's no need for time travel
There should've been a Free Time Mini game where Takumi grabs tomatoes from the cafeteria and throws them at Eito while he's in a cage. It gives no benefits whatsoever but it's hilarious. Shooting Range.
Maybe Eito dodges the tomatoes.
If Killing Game route has 10000 haters I'm their leader. If Killing Game route has 100 haters I'm one of them. If Killing Game route has 1 hater it's me. If Killing Game route has 0 haters I'm dead.
Interactive game!
"Eito Aotsuki has done nothing wrong, ever."
Tell me all about Eito's crimes and I will defend him! Practicing for my future lawyer career.
THE HUNDRED LINE X ALNST
Round 1 - My Clematis: Takumi and Nozomi. (Takumi wins)
Round 2 - Till the End: Probably Hiruko? Look me in the eyes and tell me she wouldn't sabotage her rival to survive. Honestly though the 'Till' and 'Ivan' are interchangeable imo.
Round 3 - Black Sorrow: Darumi. Once again, I'm not actually sure about the placements of Shizumiya. They can both be interchangable.
Round 5 - Ruler of my Heart: TAKUMI BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA EITO GO GO GO
Round 6 - Cure: Darumi and Hiruko... Yk there's a Mizisua version of Cure animatic where essentially Sua initiates the kiss, but Mizi is the one who does the strangling and dies... That, but with Shizumiya? (Darumi wins)
Round 7 - Blink, Gone: Darumi and Eito... Which is lowk hilarious since that's actually a ship too... Ehhhh, anyways... (Eito wins)
No round - All-In - Idk either Yugamu for the vibes and freakiness or Takemaru because vibes and motorcycle... Actually struggling the most with this one chief
I'm gonna be real when Eito had his dramatic traitor reveal and they got to the "childhood cgs" all I could think was either
"bro legit had that fuckass Kokichi haircut since toddlerhood"
"Eito be like 'I've been a reddit moderator since I was EIGHT."
"well at least he's pro-choice" (after he killed da Baby)
also are there any Together Forever ending enjoyers I mostly see Eternal Hate and Endurance Match but,,, like disregarding the inherent homoeroticism of having a guy be stuck in you forever... That shits lowk terrifying. If it in fact affects ALL humans like Eito's cognitive disorder, then,,, blud all I think of is that Takumi's gonna khs after the hundred days are over assuming Eito won't be able to take over before then. Cause living in a world full of your worst enemy... Bleh
Since Eito can see dolls normally... what do y'all think of him giving Takumi physical affection through a voodoo doll. Not even in a freaky way, but even smth like a kiss or a hug... it could work.
Also unrelated but during Multiple Eitos route couldn't Takumi like... gather everyone in one place, explain the situation or makeup some shit, write out a list and like some accessories from the Gift-O-Matic so each person could take one corresponding to the one on the list and wear them so he could tell who was who... like an upgraded version of numbering each of them... Eito prob would've messed it up, but why didn't he at least try. Is he stupid.
There should've been another ending like a sister to Endurance Match except it's called Freaky Match and instead of doing THAT over and over again, Takumi just knocks on Yugamu's door and has kinky sex with him until Eito is gone.
Best case that would get rid of Eito quick. Worst case it would scar him for life, so Takumi would get at least that payback.
But we didn't get that ending because Kodaka is a coward /HEAVY JOKE
Also unrelated but imagine how hilarious it'd be to have Eito stuck in Takumi's head throughout other routes. Like if Takumi got Together Forever ending and decided to reset but Oops! Didn't help and Eitoworm is still in his head. Just have him be a snarky narrator/commentator throughout other routes. What would he think of Killing Game. Or Casual. Or god help Cult of Takumi.
Do y'all think Eito would be able to listen to Vocaloid normally... would he be a Hatsune Miku fan.
COMBINING THE UNCOMBINABLE
Ruler of my Heart but with Aotsumi
Please. Someone see my vision. Tell me I'm not insane
Eito @ Takumi: "lol your gf died"
Takumi @ Eito: 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
I LOVE YUGAMU SO MUCH Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HE'S MY SKRUNKLY MY HUSBAND MY FREAKY LIL CREATURE I JUST WANNA PAT HIS HEAD AND HUG HIM AND LET HIM DISSECT ME love killing game route btw WISH HE COULD BE ROMANCED tho i dont even ship him with Takumi as much as Eito HE'S THE DIVA HE'S THE MOMENT EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO MY WIFE MY LIGHT MY YAOIGAMU OMOKAGAY I NENJENEEEEE HIM CARNA
ahem. Someone pls tell me more Yugamu centric routes,,,
someone give me one-sided Aotsumi. Takumi who developed feelings for the kind and reliable Eito, only to find out the latter saw him as a disgusting creature. Takumi who tried so hard to hate Eito and suppress his feelings but had his resolve crumble more and more as he goes through the second scenario. Takumi who can't bring himself to kill Eito because as much as he hates him, he still has a semblance of care for the traitor.
Takumi who finds out his feelings are reciprocated only when Eito dies and uses his final words to confess.
They make me sick and I WANT THEM TO SUFFER.