Erm... Hi?

I get bored, so I come on here to post the random stuff.

[juls-art]

ice piggies – Kofi | Patreon        

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[judgejudyofficial]

and bullying the Tumblr Live people they brought in to replace us off the platform is our nightly warning shot to keep this property undervalued

[midsummernight98]

personally i feel that the happy medium between “zuko knows zero cursewords” vs. “zuko knows cursewords that would send toph into frenzies of delight and cause aang to astroproject himself straight to the spirit world” is “zuko can, if suitably provoked, swear with the mouth of a sailor on leave, but would never dare curse in front of iroh because he’s been brought up to have better manners than that, and shocking and disappointing his elderly uncle by the liberal application of foul language is a line that has not yet occured to zuko to consider crossing” with the addendum of “and zuko learned the filthiest and most shocking turns of phrase while listening to iroh playing pai sho with lieutenant jee in the boiler room when they thought he was asleep in his cabin”

[themanedwolf]

That’s it, this is my new head cannon for Zuko swearing and no one can change my mind.

[ampervadasz]

[debelice]

Great White Buffalo

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Oh, he’s a biggun

[stele3]

Oh that’s too close that’s too close that’s too close THATS TOO CLOSE THATS TOO CLOSE AHHHHHH

[babyslime]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Always remember, kids: When you're close enough to a Buffalo to realize that it's much bigger than you thought... then you're too close to that Buffalo.

[debelice]

Great White Buffalo

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Oh, he’s a biggun

[stele3]

Oh that’s too close that’s too close that’s too close THATS TOO CLOSE THATS TOO CLOSE AHHHHHH

[babyslime]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Always remember, kids: When you're close enough to a Buffalo to realize that it's much bigger than you thought... then you're too close to that Buffalo.

[luulapants]

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

[intriga-hounds]

i used to say “puppypuppy” to call the loma babies when they were really small. for outside playtime, for mealtimes, for snuggles, whatever. now when i say it, it activates some feral part of their brain. this works on all of them btw.

[intriga-hounds]

puppy mode: ACTIVATED

[fluffygif]

Drawingartgram

[myfirstisthefourth]

STUNNING!! I LOVE seeing artists make art with Literally ANY medium!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[the-descolada]

i still love how trans players just went “yeah oryx is totally trans” and seth was just like “oh yeah wow i didn’t intend that but you’re totally correct. he’s yours now enjoy your xenocidal trans king” genuinely best writer/audience interaction and it makes cishets so fucking mad lmfao

[the-descolada]

“The Hive are aliens and their gender system is alien. That said, they are fictional creations of humans, made to be read by humans living right now, and if trans people take strength and power or anything at all positive from Oryx’s story, good—not just good: I think that is the best thing possible.”

this was the exact quote btw

[beardedmrbean]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Practical effects, puppets and robots at fan conventions are becoming more and more mind boggling, while Hollywood continuously pretends, that they’re “unrealistic” and CGI is the one true way going forwards. 

[teaboot]

best cosplay I've ever seen

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[seriousjones]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

buzzfeed keep accidentally outdoing clickhole

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[lacnunga]

The baby so far 🐉 still got a few bits to add but Im quite happy with it so far

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[airandangels]

[airandangels]

[krystal-prisms]

This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal