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kropotkindersurprise

An Irish far-right streamer attempts to interview an antifascist. Sound on. [video]

kropotkindersurprise

Update from the Twitter account of the hero in that video:

ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

girlballs

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

manicpixiedreamkiller

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

manicpixiedreamkiller

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

#one is weird #two is a coincidence #three+ is concerning and should be taken seriously

colorado-rockies-official

bunny moment

colorado-rockies-official

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

colorado-rockies-official

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

cheaphalloweencostume

Patagonia is posting notes app social media half-added apologies over their lawsuit 😭😭😭

cheaphalloweencostume

i mean. i’ll always side with the human over the company anyway. but these are markedly different

cheaphalloweencostume

guys, she can keep performing, she just has to cow to the brand and give up her identity and redesign all her shit despite the fact that they’re both named after a geographical region! the brand simply MUST have first dibs and then the human can live her little life or whatever!! why are you guys so excited to suck corporate boot? am i going fucking crazy? again?

slitherpunk

...i beg your pardon?

dark-spirit-tamamoland

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

puppetstuffing

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

puppetedlove

:)

puppetvictim

:)

trainwreck-of-thoughts

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

trainwreck-of-thoughts

Someone tagged this "dog = plushie?" and then deleted the reblog immediately but I would like to congratulate them on being the only one to see my vision.

wizardshark

GOG has a pride month sale and every game in the sale falls into 1 of 3 categories:

1: Coffee Talk: Tender Queer Visual Novel

2: Fetish Island 3: Revengeance (New Pegging DLC!)

3: Dragon Age: Origins

wizardshark

not even exaggerating btw

only-cat-memes

ruinedchildhood

draconym

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.