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Hello yes this is Doof. age 32, gender: ?? pronouns eh/um/heh. trying and learning. mostly fandom and social issues.

[spockvarietyhour]

Now you're thinking with Portals. "Seventeen Seconds"

[doofles]

first post in a bajillion years, more spaceship porn

[tiktokdickcocks]

[mrevaunit42]

Quarantine is really hitting classic carmen sandiego hard

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[lizzgotheretwice-blog]

literally how my brain works

[santiagocabreradaily]

Santiago Cabrera Appreciation Week:

↳ Day Two: The Musketeers

S1.E8 The Challenge

[unpardonablemonomania-deactivat]

[georgiancraftsman]

[world-heritage-posts]

CHAUVIN GUILTY ALL THREE COUNTS BABY

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[pretz3l-log1c]

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[badlydrawnoldmanspeedy-blog]

I’m gonna doot doot

[glowmeupsunshine-blog]

Waiting my doot doot

[wastingawayforthin]

I wanna doot doot

[thinas-fxck]

I want a doot doot

[username0032100]

I call bs

[littleshydragon]

Doot doot please.

[iamthefryiestfrench-blog]

Give me the doot doot?

[kendra-rose]

I want a doot doot

[montagov-benedikt-deactivated20]

I also want a doot doot

[boy-in-the-stars]

i doot want doot

[ghost-light]

please a doot doot

[fairylightsandrainydays-deactiv]

gimme gimme

[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[garbage-empress]

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

[cultofthewyrm]

Cyborgs by James Daly

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[scottbaiowulf]

hello again old friend

[doofles]

[Fe] Kensei monk bounty hunter

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[rihwooby]

You can only reblog this if you're older than roosterteeth

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[mockiatoh]

Op genuinely thank you for this

[vstheworld]

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now

[drst]

“Bread is God is bread!”

[mayakern]

my hand was so wobbly it felt like it wasn’t mine!