KNEEDEEP IN THE SPAGHETTI

24. bi. writer. avid roller of weird dice and player of games of the video variety. i mostly shitpost, but i make gifs, too.

[triple6sickshit-blog]

[sonypraystation]

bitch im on 12 frames

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

me after smoking this

[xqcphobe]

[lambasi]

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[nepofledgling]

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

[just-yet]

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

[nepofledgling]

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

[beowulf22121]

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison. He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help. Or do you just read the fight scenes?

[marauders4evr]

Because

Batman

Never

Bothered

Attacking

The

Roots

Of

Social

Problems

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

[creativeguy01-blog]

I actually never thought about this. And I realized that unlike other heroes who just want to see their antagonist gone and really don’t care about nothing but killing them and stopping them, Batman wants to try and help them out. When people would normally push for a serial killer to be sentenced to death, a person could want that killer to be in rehabilitation. This makes me like Batman a lot more.

[xaldien]

This isn’t even specific to Batman. Most League members take the time where they can.

[wedomorrison]

My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

how am I supposed to be professional when his icon is THIS

[jazzlasterboris]

Uhhhhhh, like Dark Souls but it’s Garfield?

Gaping Garfield

[obokhan-deactivated20200509]

Eternal soon.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

they got internet in the 1300′s? dope

[iamfuckingtrash]

they’re smiling down on me

[dullahanite]

who is ?

[iamfuckingtrash]

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

[forgamers]

[the-radiant-bastion]

Nihlus Kryik [Mass Effect]

[vault21]

overwatch  »  most played heroes

[topographicocean]

A lot of the shit on this site makes me feel HAAH WAAW

[topographicocean]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

[friendshipismax]

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

[overfedvenison]

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

[creepsandcrawlers]

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

[setaflow]

[radianceapologist]

@agitatingskeleton

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for