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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
#extradirty
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@door-eye-am
Do laylines ever cross and if so what would that look like?
I assume so, and I have no idea.
The war of the spark novel implied that the lifeline leyline convergent point was where the Guildpact's Hall is on Ravnica because it created the greatest concentration of the planes Mana
Adding to this because of @illogicalilseās tags ā #*steeples fingers in-front of face*#iāve read fanfiction longer than all of these ā
āOver 150,000 words = Epic Fanfictionā
Yeah, what do you call 400k?
Insanity
@devcon03 I remember you were wondering about this.
friendly reminder that fanfic authors write full length novels for free, and all most of us ask in return is exposure in the form of recommendations, reblogs, and feedback
Not just full length novels, but full-length BOOK SERIES. Harry Potter and the Sorcererās Stones was 76,944 words. Eragon was 157k words The Hobbit was 95,022.words (and yes, those 22 at the end are very important words~) Anyway, please PLEASE review, comment, and share the fanfictions you like. These authors are, for free, giving you hours and hours and hours of entertainment. Thank them.
@satanssyn-n-things & @chaos-in-the-making lookin at you,boos
@not-poignant
Romance novels are more like 40-80k these days, but yep ah, thatās whyā¦my novels arenāt published, cuz publishers are like āTOO. DAMN. LONG.ā
Mark, were you supposed to reveal that Will and Rowan share a spark?
It got revealed in a calendar last year.
Fun fact, if you didn't peak ahead you'd actually learn they share a spark next month :)
Mark, were you supposed to reveal that Will and Rowan share a spark?
It got revealed in a calendar last year.
Fun fact, if you didn't peak ahead you'd actually learn they share a spark next month :)
When you have to give a lot of high fives, have you ever had to go into a room and high five a bunch of people, but not EVERYONE? If so, how left out does that person (or people) feel? I picture you just looking down and shaking your head, and them bursting into tears. Do you think the lack of the high five motivates them to improve?
āSorry, Bob.ā
"And none for Gretchen Wieners"
Could an unset have a sixth color?
Being that I lead design them, Iād call it a low probability.
I think the first unset had pink as a color on one card
Do you have a topic you'd like to takk about or get feedback on?
What existing supplemental product would you most like to see another one of?
Conspiracy!!
Outfit
whatās the top???
this is more a tits out kind of look
how to draw arms ? ?Ā
holy fuck
holy fuck is rightā¦ butā¦ does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
^^^^^^^^^^
I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
BIG MACHO
š¤£š¤£
LMAOOOOOO
Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyoneās wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i sayĀ ātop of the legā iām not talking about the crotch (please donāt flag me tumblr itās an anatomical term) iām talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
Itās easier to see what Iām talking about in this photo of a man squatting:Ā
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG
Informative and hilarious. Thank you, world.
oh my god
this. this is art.
Trust me. Iām a mom.
More centaur ābattledogesā aka canitaurs by Nikita Orlov. First set here.
Check out the felitaurs here.
Diferentes razas de perro en versiĆ³n guerrera, porĀ Nikita Orlov.
The first collection of felitaursĀ by Nikita Orlov.
Check out the canitaurs here and here.
āTales from the Pitā #1938
The Owlbear in Ravnica
Man is there a monster more classic than the owlbear?ā¦ā¦ā¦ well Beholder, donāt worry weāll get to them eventuallyā¦ā¦.but the owlbear! there is just something iconic about it that feels right, equal parts menacing and ridiculous! Letās talk about how you can put this adorably ferocious monstrosity into your Ravnica game!
The monster?
You can find the owlbear on page 249 of the fifth edition monster manual, but there first appearance in Dungeons & Dragons was in the greyhawk supplement for first edition D&D by Gary gygax himself!
Owlbears are described the as a massive bear standing at least 8 feet tall if not taller, in addition to the fur that coats there body they also have patches of feathers especially on their arms and Paws. Instead of the head of a bear they have the distinct face of an owl with piercing frontward facing eyes and a razor sharp beak!Ā
These creatures are known to be aggressive, attacking anything that could be considered large enough to be a meal! Their preferred method of attack is to get their opponent into a bear hug and then tear them apart with their beak while in the embrace. Family units usually contain a mated pair, they raise their offspring until they are old enough to take care of themselves. Habitats are usually caves or other locations for a den such as dungeons or abandoned man-made structures.
The fun part about owlbears is that no one knows where they come fromā¦.. but everyone has their own story. Some will claim that owlbears are the result of a Mad Wizards experimentation, some claim that they are The Offspring of some strange forgotten Forest God, Ā the dwarves tell scary stories of how a ancient group of dwarves got lost in the forest and were transformed into owlbears, but if you ask the elves they will tell you that they were brought over from the feywild of course. With so many conflicting answers and almost no proof any of these could be trueā¦ā¦or all of them.
What colors would an Owlbear be?
I firmly believe that if they were to ever print an owl their card in Magic the Gathering it would be a green creature with trample!
they thrive in Woodland environments and seem to fit into nature quite well. as far as secondary colors? The red seems to fit the most, but depending on the backstory you want to go with any color works. If they are faithful guardians of nature perhaps give them a little white, scavengers and cruel opportunist hunters sounds black to me, adaptive experiments that got loose? make them simic! The owl bear can fit in any green aligned Guild!
How to fit an Owlbear into the lore?
I think the most important thing to keep when moving owlbears to Ravnica is the mystery of their origin. Make it fun! A mistake of polymorph magic that only got half of the transformation correct, a result of what happens when an two creatures enter one of the Cities more active leylines, or maybe a joke gone horribly wrong. Perhaps people claim that owlbears have always been around since before the signing of the guildpact!
I suggest having both wild and domesticated owlbears. Wild owlbear tend to stay on gruul turf and other abandoned parts of the city including the undercity and Wildlife Reserves. They make their home in abandoned buildings and hunt anything that wanders into their territory being one of the alpha predators of their food chains. Wild owl bears would be known for their ferocity and feared by those who find themselves all these outskirts of civilization in the city.
On the other hand due to their adorable nature I imagine ātrainedā owlbears would be a popular pet option. I imagine most people buy them for their children when the creatures are small and especially adorable not expecting them to grow into large lumbering beasts, this has resulted in many abandoned owlbears in highly residential areas. Abandoned owlbears turn to Scavenging through rubbish bins until large enough to cause issues usually resulting violent incidents and the Boros Legion being called. Those who properly train their owlbears find out that the creatures make excellent Guardians and beasts of Burden.
The Owlbear and the guilds?
In this part of the post Iām going to focus on the green Guilds of Ravnica since thatās their main color, but just because the Guild does not have green and its color alignment does not mean that they canāt have owlbears! Imagine a very successful azorius judge with a pet owlbear, or a member of the boros legion with a trained guard owlbear, if you want a ring of rakdos to do Pit fighting perhaps one of the Monsters theyāre holding to attack combatants is a hunger owlbear! But letās get on with the Green Guilds!
Gruul Clans
The gruul are the premier beastmasters of ravnica! they donāt tame their Animal Companions they let them Thrive as they were meant to as primal and Savage as nature would allow. The Gruul would look at the owlbear as a representation of two of Natureās greatest Hunters the bear and the owl. The gruul would tell stories of how the owlbear is a relic from the old world a sister Spirit to the Raze-boarās offspring that should be respected.
The subgroup of the Gruul the Zhur-Taa clan would train these savage beast as hunting companions, having ones skull on your outfit would be a sign that you were a great warrior. Perhaps a coming of age ritual of the Gruul could be going off to find a lair of a owlbear and bringing something back the bigger the trophy the more respect it brings. The trophy can be anything such as the bones from the owlbearās last meal, the head of the Beast itself which you fought and killed or the owlbear accompanying you as a companion whom you would gain the respect of!
Selesnya Conclave
The selesnya tell a story about the origins of the owlbear, in their story the creator of these beasts was Mat'Selesnya herself. Back just after the signing of the guildpact when the world tree was still just a sapling Mat'Selesnya created them for her domain. noble sage like beasts to protect The Guild these were the first owlbears, These stories say that these owlbears were sentient druids who knew the old ways of nature magic. Their offspring unfortunately weāre not intelligent, all owl bears are descended from these progenitors it is said.
No matter if the story is true the selesnya hold the owlbear in high regard, it is not uncommon for one to be allowed to inhabit a selesnya gardens or sanctuaries if one does it is treated as a member of the conclave. It is not a uncommon sight to see a selesnya trained battle owlbear covered in armor, they fight beside a bonded selesnya Warrior for the honor of the conclave.
Simic Combine
Many trace the origin of the owlbear back to an experiment before the dissension that shatter the guildpact by the original Simic. The experiment in question case file 0-l7w, its original Ā purpose was to create a more sturdy, strong, but intelligent Beast of Burden for the merchant District. There seems to have been an accident and when simic guards were able to reach the laboratory it had already been torn apart, scientists have been viciously attacked and the experiment was nowhere to be found.
Some people point to a rare deformity that occasionally appears on owlbear hide when trying to connect the owlbear to the simic, this deformity looks like a patch of scales like that of fish and lizards. many members of the combine claim that this is a result of the current experiments that they do on owlbear and cite the lack of evidence that they are responsible for the creatures creation. Responsible or not the simic view the owlbear as an interesting creature and research it in hopes of using it to help create better krasis.
Golgari Swarm
On The Fringe of civilization where the city meets the undercity many owlbears have adapted to life as scavengers eating both meat and fungus. The Golgari view these creatures as nothing more than a part of the circle of life and while the creatures are living pay them little heed other than as another scavenger that lurks The Rot Farms. Occasionally a particularly aggressive owlbear has to be dealt with by the swarm, but it is not until an owl joins the Rot that the Golgari truly welcomes them to the Swarm.
Undead owlbear make for excellent guards for the rot Farms, theyāre large foreboding frame keeps away those who would want to steal from the Swarm. Even though dead their Brute Force remains making them excellent Beast of Burden in their reanimated state. As the Swarm does not actively raise owlbears the reanimated ones are either those who passed away of natural causes or those killed in conflict with the Swarm.
The way I plan on using them!
Letās review what we just talked about and put it together in a coherent little text blurb. Owlbear away!
āThe owl bear is an aggressive predator that lurks on the outskirts of the city and the undercity places where civilization has a hard time taking a foothold. They are massive creatures standing 8 feet tall, but record show that can get much more larger. Owlbears have large Bear like bodies with the heads and talons of owls. this creatures preferred manner of attack is holding down its opponents in a form of bear hug and then using their sharp beaks to rip away at their prey. Owlbear territories are usually defended by a mated pair and will consume anything larger than a mouse.
The origin of the owl there perhaps just as odd as the creature itself as no one quite agree where they came from. Stories of a failed simic experiment are sometimes told, while others claim them to be manifestations of the ancient spirits of Ravnica long forgotten when the city was built. Some popular explanations are as follows, an izzet teleportation experiment gone horribly horribly wrong, creations of some powerful entity(some say the Nephilim others MatāSelesnya and still others spawn of Utmungr the raze boar) as Protectors of nature and others claim that they existed long before the city was built. It is a common game for young children to try to tell the best story about the origin of owlbears whoever can tell the best most Outlandish story wins!
Itās a recent trend that owlbear cubs have become highly sought-after pets. The adorable Cubs are usually bought when theyāre still small and manageable by owners that do not expect them grow as quickly or as large as they eventually do. An owlbear when trained properly make for excellent guards and loyal family pets, but due to their size food and upkeep can be rather expensive for these creatures. Unfortunately many owlbears are abandoned by their owners when they become to unwieldy to keep as house pets, many of these owners simply kick these creatures to the streets where they have to fend for themselves as scavengers eating the garbage of highly populated areas. it is unfortunate truth that I released owlbears are more likely to attack humans than a wild owlbears due to desperation for food. The Boros have teamed up with the selesnya in hopes of catching strays before it becomes too late, under the care of the selesnya they are taken care of and trained to be guard animals or simply released back into the wild where these majestic creatures belong.ā
Thanks for reading this was a fun one! On Saturday Iām going to post a review of the week and quick links to all of my articles. As always if there is a creature from the monster manual that you want to see fit into Ravnica or a card from the magic the Gathering game from a ravnica set find a stat black message me and Iāll see what I can do.
Illustrated edition, pages 1-4!!
That pesky verbal componentā¦
Iāve rarely played a game in which people actually roleplay the full casting of a spell. Typically, everyone will be cool with simply saying āI cast _____ā, and it happens.
So I decided to ask my friends what they thought the verbal component of a spell would sound like. All of them unanimously agreed that the Handbook leaves it deliberately vague. While this leaves space for player creativity, they all said that they would perform the casting in character, except spells are most often cast in make-or-break situations and itās difficult to come up with some fictional jargon on the fly.
Introducing āSay the Magic Wordsā: some suggestions of utterances to fill in your verbal spell components.
To reflect the idea that magic in D&D comes varied sources and has been discovered by peoples from all across the worlds and histories, I tried to incorporate little hints of different languages from around the real world. Came across some fantastic foreign vocab and I canāt help but love the sheer diversity and similarities in human languages - both written and spoken.
thereās always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons
itās a bitch name
anyone remember the kevin story
What is the Kevin story?
someone once made a legendary post on reddit, asking who is the dumbest person youve ever met. Kevin wasnāt special needs or anything, but he sure was one interesting character. the gist of it can be found in these bullet points:
ā It was by some incredible fluke that his family hadnāt been wiped off the face of the Earth years ago. Odds are his entire heritage was based on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves his family every time a threat presents itself. Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievementā¦.So hereās a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and heās laughing uncontrollably:ā
Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons.
Kevinās dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to meā¦his English teacher. This was a public school. When I gave it back to Kevin, voided, to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school, Kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 711 after school.
Kevin was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fireā¦.twice
Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasnāt him.
Kevin stole my phone during class. I called it. It rang. He denied that it was ringing. (Not that it wasnāt his, not that he did itā¦..no, he denied that the phone was actually ringing). He tried it three times before the end of the year.
Kevin called the basketball coach a āMotherfucking Bitchā during gym. Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Kevin tried out. It didnāt go well.
Kevinās mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
Kevin kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up.
Kevin said the N-word a lot. Kevin was white. The highschool was 84% black. Kevin got beat up a lot.
Kevin stole another studentās Iphoneā¦.and tried to sell it back to them.
Kevin didnāt understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes, homework, classwork, and participation. Kevin finished his first semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11.
Kevin spit on a girl and said āYou should get out of those wet clothesā. The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher.
Kevin tried to download porn onto a computer in the libraryā¦..at the circulation deskā¦.while he was logged on.
Kevin asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen donāt go to prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address
Kevin got gum in his hair, constantly.
Kevin regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over, grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name on it wherever there was room.
Kevin had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember what they were. They were very concerned that āthe holiday partyā would have peanuts. When they finally got a doctorās noteā¦.he was allergic to amoxicillin
Kevin and his parents took a trip to Nassau and forgot all their luggage at home. I didnāt believe him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting.
Kevinās grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.
