Give me your Dopamine

Yes hello. I am Katrina. Fun fact about me: I'm not actually a cat in a top hat. Sorry for getting your hopes up.

[ifyouseekay468]

[dreamxeyes]

Ahahahahah!

[ghostigram]

[charlottemadison42]

ok i am EXTREMELY impressed by the venn diagram

[mxnrique]

BRO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[gurl-blunt]

The hands. The Home Depot spackling tools. The RAW taco seasoning. I’m....

[ottermatopoeia]

[starkidmack]

I was in such a state of shock and horror the whole time that I could only keep mumbling “she didn’t even wiped her hands off” over and over

[nudityandnerdery]

This is just the absolute worst and I feel like it's the kind of awful that has to be shared.

[bumbleshark]

once these nails dry……bitch..

[firbolgonmain]

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

[bumbleshark]

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

[nothinghererightnow-deactivated]

[tabloidsores]

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[academia-darling]

“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[radicalreal]

Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.

[dashaibo]

[evilphrog]

One of my favorite parts of the Hunger Games was how, in the beginning, Katniss was jealous amd resentful of the townies for not having to work in the coal mines. Then, over time, she realizes they aren't the true enemy. Then she sees the other district kids as so much better off than she is, because at least they don't come from district 12. But then she realizes they aren't the enemy either. And then she hates the other victors, before realizing they have all been exploited just as much as she has. So the enemy must be the Capitol citizens, who benefit from the exploitation of the districts, right? Wrong again. They are just uninformed and pampered people who have been kept in the dark about the true horrors faced by the rest of the country. Most of them, when push comes to shove, are perfectly willing to help the war efforts.

And slowly, over the three books, all theses separate factions of downtrodden people start to see each other as allies instead of enemies, and that is what propells them to eventual victory over the true enemy, the government that tried to pit them against each other. Just fun, totally fictional things to think about that have nothing whatsoever to do with our current life.

[thesweetscentofbooks]

[lizziedoesvetpath]

We should probably also use this as a time to destigmatize staying home when you’re sick instead of muscling through and making everybody else sick…

[infernal-jokesses]

Say it louder for the anti-maskers in the back

[lifehacksthatwork]

So simple yet so effective!

[robotsandfrippary]

If you’re having trouble with your mask slipping down off your nose this will help too!

[toastbutteregg]

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[toasthag]

[toshio]

[del-hell-deactivated20170828]

[malomis]

[kittensnax]

[darkmoonhyena]

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[iguanamouth]