Professional Fool

Joe~ 26 ~ he/they D&P sideblog! I’m Down to clown and down with clowns

[pallidprincess]

this might be controversial but if i came across a beaker of glowing green liquid i would give it a little taste

[bugs-in-a-trench-coat]

[bleachblondephil]

so, what did 2025 hold for dan and phil?

[danielhowell]

phil tragically learns that he wasn’t invited to a party HARD LAUNCH pod ep 9 is now live!! 

[em0dnp]

this is the best thing I’ve ever witnessed

[fazcatz]

phil lester since 2009:

[sidequestsinlife]

apparently dan and phil used youtube the way its creators originally imagined and everyone else is doing it wrong

[finelytaylored]

I will be hard launching myself into the grand canyon if anyone needs me

[dontholdontothevirus]

my new image

[fairylightspml]

when hank green is a phannie (x)

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[tumblr]

happy this almost happened and also happy 10th birthday to this post. what a year for phannies on tumblr dot com.

[golfkinky]

The woes of being your own girlboss

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

- Colleen Hoover Dan and Phil

[sunchildsatoru]

he’s my little meow meow

[phautist]

your honor, i love them

[lesbiphannie]

can’t get over dan and phil talking shit about their exes on their public podcast in the first place but phil’s ex texting him and phil texting back only to be left on read by ‘john smith’ and then proceeding to put him on blast on their aforementioned public podcast AGAIN and title the episode ‘Phil has been texting his ex’ when they know said ex is likely to tune in again is absolutely crazy and messy behaviour from dan and phil i’m so obsessed with them

[hwardlaunch]

phil's love language is rage and jealousy baiting his beautiful jealous and possessive boyfriend. kicking his feet and everything. what a beautiful sight

[wotcaneyesay]

in honour of phyuri mention in the phodcast

[little-blep]

the reason we need universal basic income

[pipsndip]

femboy baking + text posts