Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
white women literally dont make sense
Okay usually I just brush these things off because it’s not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.
i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont
literally me
i missed it
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Watch: Dulcé Sloan made her ‘Daily Show’ debut — and killed it
BABY, IT’S ALWAYS KENDALL JENNER
I love Dulcé Sloan so much. <3
I want to keep the gif where she gives him That Look and he slides his hand over to touch hers as my fave reaction gif for finding like minds ever.
ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope
me buying clothes:
@upthawolfs
psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know
#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper
Fuck yea Anderson, get those daddys
He said that with a straight face.
No he didn’t
I love this man so much
me at Target in 10 years: excuse me *reads nametag* xhir, where’s your restroom?
xhir: what are your pronouns
me: I’m a woman
xhir: *staring blankly*
me: I’m femme-aligned
xhir: oh, it’s toward the front of the store past the gender neutral communal piss trough
me: ok
I walk past the piss trough and through a door that says ‘nonbinary femmes’ and it’s just an empty room with a drain in the middle and one urinal
a man walks in as I’m pissing on the floor and shoves me out of the way
zhehr: I’m shartgender and you as a femme-aligned entity have privilege over me so move out of the way cuz my genderqueer bussy’s about to explode
The gender police arrest me outside
love this book
Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it
Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable. There’s absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.
But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist. And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”
it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha
i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out