um...h-hi

I'm 27, I am a aromantic asexual, and I'm a maga dork.😊

[haltyoubillowychickenwing]

[bees-among-the-okami]

A!!!!!

[sketchcelestial]

ooh

[dorkatron200]

Cool

[jocollins]

Anonymously send me a fruit!

Apple 🍎: I don’t really like your blog, I follow because I like you! Banana 🍌: I love your blog content but I don’t really like you. Cherries 🍒: I think you’re hot! Pear 🍐: I wish you knew I existed Grapes 🍇: I wish we were better friends! Peach 🍑: I want to date you! Pineapple🍍: We never talk but I care about you! Strawberry 🍓: I have a huge crush on you! Lemon 🍋: I really dislike you Orange 🍊: I look up to you and I trust you Watermelon 🍉: I think you’re okay but I just follow for the stuff you reblog not your posts Jalapeño 🌶: Tell me something not on this list!

[mobiusincorrect]

Rouge: I’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a Hello Kitty roller skate.

[dorkatron200]

I would love to try this.

[thegingerpowers]

Let’s hope we all see clearly in 2020!

[blenderman-deactivated20230314]

Yay! I get some… cock, nachos and chipotle???

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Love, age, and dick

Nice

[guiltiest-gear]

Love Marriage Dick

What the fuck, I’m not gay

And I’m a minor

[lousiee-deactivated20250506]

Health, dick, wealth

W h

Minor but the other ones are okay-

[lifeisfullofsimplepleasures]

Wealth, happiness, pot

[gardenoftsareena-deactivated202]

love, marriage, pot

[the-dragonauts]

Love, marriage, nachos

All in one year? Yup, sounds like a lesbian romance all right lol

[dorkatron200]

Love, butt, money.....sounds like a wild ride.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[dorkatron200]

Me

[mysterious-foxes]

THIS. I wish I could be as eloquent as this person. Because this is how you make a difference.

[hetaces]

for everyone in the notes asking: this was @raindovemodel​ (who is no longer active on tumblr, they’re active on instagram where this was posted but i wont link it because tumblr would hide this in the notes)

Rain (any pronouns) is a genderfluid model & posts a lot about how their ability to “pass” as either a man or a woman influences them, and shows off the absurdity of double standards such as mens vs womens olympic uniforms and societal treatment based on perceived gender

They’re also incredibly patient with transphobes and other bigots, and much more so than most of us can manage and I think it’s amazing that they put up with what people say & do

[strawb-crypt1d]

BRO !!!!!!

[dorkatron200]

I wish there were more people like this in the world. If there were maybe people wouldn't be as afraid to be who they truly are.

[memecage]

There it is!

[dorkatron200]

Too true

[charminglyantiquated]

a little comic about kisses and curses. happy halloween!

(all my comics are here!)

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[dorkatron200]

☺️

[memeculture69]

[dorkatron200]

Yes.

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[mycatshuman]

Oh my chuck this hurts my heart but its so beautiful. Black cats are the sweetest cats I’ve meant. Heck, 2/4 of my cats are black. And the one is so loving that you touch him and immediately begins purring. Yeah, he tries to trip you as you walk but the whole time he’s purring rubbing against your leg and begging for attention. My other black cat isn’t as loving all the time and has attacked me when I scared or hurt him. But he always knows when to lay with me. He even came and laid on me when I couldn’t sleep.

[dorkatron200]

I love black cats. I have a neighbor who's cat always comes to my house for treats and pets and he is the sweetest thing ever.

[macandcheeseprincess]

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

[creativevegetable]

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[optimussentinel]

Do… Girls really worry about this?

[laughparty-deactivated20140203]

yes

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

yes

[857910-deactivated20140115]

yes

[saturns-moon-child-deactivated2]

yes

[chillvibesz]

Yes

[those-5-boys-we-love]

Yes

[achlys-of-the-mist]

Yes

[thatwolfnamednyla]

yes

[thefloatingstone]

yes

[redkammy]

Yes

[dorkatron200]

Yes

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[dorkatron200]

This is too good I'm dying.😆😂

[sangpires]

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

[asphodeum]

But what if

[finloo-deactivated20160402]

THIS FUCKING POST

[castielismycherrypie]

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

[inwhichifeelallthefeels2]

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.

[garudass-deactivated20200602]

[happileeerin]

legit tears all over my keyboard.

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

WAIT WHAT  I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM THE BOY’S  OH GOD NO 

[iamsurroundedbyidjits]

IM CRY DEAR GOD MY PARENTS ARE WORRIED

[that-0ne-undertale-fan2-blog1]

((First of all: Crying)) ((Second of all: when it comes to feels, my number one weakness is ANIMALS.)) ((*walks away to cry in a hole*))

[sirensxslumber]

pain pain pain pain pain pain pian pain pain pain pain

[blogofeggspast]

*cries*

[dorkatron200]

😭

[badjokesbyjeff]

Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up

[dorkatron200]

You fool

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[iridessence]

The new space channel 5 looks hot

[dorkatron200]

Nice