Ceaseless Watcher

Just a wretched soul, pls don’t look upon me

[mortimermcmirestinks]

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

[lovetheirloves]

I have started referring to my students as “critters and creatures.” I then offer them the option to decide where on the critter–creature spectrum they think they belong. They enjoy this immensely. I teach some critters, some creatures, some 50/50s, some critters with creature tendencies, some creatures with critter inclinations.

[ztu2455]

all i have to say is 'hello cowards' and it shuts gendering up

[animentality]

[startagainaprologue]

u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason

[theehorsepusssy]

Ladies, the choice is yours

[kaijuno]

[blar-glas-blou]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[greelin]

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

[greelin]

what can i say. i love when a man doesn’t have a face

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[whatthefuckisasweep]

doodlin' the archivist because i care him

[whatthefuckisasweep]

in companion to my jon doodles, enjoy various martin kartin blackwood doodles

[ssoupcup]

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

Wasting away again in Tumblrinaville

[fairydropart]

Causing problems on purpose

[frozentime]

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

[elnerdo19v2]

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[laurbailey]

Critical Role: EXU Calamity Dimension 20: The Ravening War Dimension 20: Burrow's End Critical Role: Wildemount Wildlings Dimension 20: On a Bus

[tjalexandernyc]

entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back