It's the Revolution

I am Elk the Amphibian Man and I am the Idealist, The Thief of Mind, Prospit Dreamer, straight from the Land of Labyrinths and Choices! I sing, I rap, I voice act and I play guitar. Come at me. I know English, and Spanish (I can remember some Italian) but I can talk in Japanese if given a guide. I'm always free to talk, in case you need someone to talk to ouo! I'm also always open for collabs so don't be afraid to message! Request and Collab form: http://tinyurl.com/oq3r5ts My soundcloud: http://tinyurl.com/mskks2m

[loish]

A digital painting inspired by the strange and slightly sad feeling that old photographs can evoke.

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

Did u see gwenyth paltrow’s vagina exploded in some British woman’s house

i regret being literate

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

even worse. God Almighty when can i move to the mountains is it time already

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

The Rain (Cover) by Haburu

[gollumunchkin]

i’m crying

[bluejay73ffs]

There are cats, and there are cats that belong to pianists

[desertpups]

sarahschauer: not what I usually post but worth sharing! Credits go to @/ dollarfor on tiktok, this video has already been deleted once by the platform, so I just thought l'd share before it goes away! the health care system in America is horrendous, all my international followers who like to gloat that they get free health care, can you hold off commenting for a second - americans, please watch this.

[bogleech]

Wait, shit, other people living in the USA......you didn’t think you actually had to pay those bills did you?? They still show you the bill, maybe even send you reminders in the mail, but they can’t pursue it. This was common knowledge for my friends and family but I’m seeing some shock over this. When you're hurt or sick and need some prescription strength medicine but you can’t schedule with a regular doctor soon enough, just go to the ER. That’s advice I received from doctors themselves. The staff are paid all the same and they’ll get around to people in order of need, so no, you are not taking anything from anyone, it’s not selfish or stupid, and yes, it’s free for the vast majority of people.

[memewhore]

[wordsaremylife]

Healthcare PSA

[prismatic-bell]

Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!

[downydig]

very useful info! especially for anyone who goes in-and-out of hospital! boost this!

[ampervadasz]

[crownedpatriot]

PS1 graphics

[jotaillustrator]

[catchymemes]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

biblically accurate snow angel

[patheticperipatetic]

It’s nice to see Bill Watterson is still active.

[mcgregorswench]

[unicornaffair]

@queenofbaws @kpdleo12

[slothful-rabbit]

This is the kinda passive aggressive compliance inherent in all humans

[fourteen--steps]

Missing my personal favorite

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[bingomann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[catwithbenefits]

Cain was a millennial

[kurosmind]

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

[imthehuggernaut]

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

[acciowine]

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

[wahbegan]

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

[helpiminwaytoomanyfandoms]

Millenials killed princess diana

[sweetmeatdale]

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

[loglight]

Whom is a millennial

[ao3feed-thorki]

And he is responsible for climate change. Not all Millennials. Just John Mulaney.

[aphony-cree]

“Millennials kill everything” factoid actually just statistical error. John Mulaney, who is a millennial & kills over 10,000 things each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[fu11metal]

Millenials caused global warming.

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[radhakawaii]

Also extinguisher dude has a better sense of fashion

[aberrantemotion]

And a fucking motorcycle

[serialreblogger]

Bold of you to assume candle girl’s the one matchboy’s pining for

[lynniesneezes]

@serialreblogger imagine all the fires they could start

[serialreblogger]

On date nights they commit arson

[darkoneelder]

Turns out Matchboy was sad because it was supposed to be his turn to ride the motorcycle

[teatops]

I return after a thousand years to this post to see a polyam addition /chef’s kiss/ bless

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[bogleech]

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

[commander-ledi]

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

[goingknowherewastaken]

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

[x----tal]

[lilsansphil]

[king-emare]

Oh shit. I never realized this.

[divine-noire]

This is a depressing reality every 4th of July.

[nabulus]

So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it.

[easternmediterranean]

me if i ever find out any of my neighbors are veterans

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.

[erniebilko]

A lot of veterans are poor people who were intentionally targeted by scouting programs coming to their schools starting at age 13, and most of them are worse off coming back than they were to start with… let’s be courteous to folks with PTSD

[nativepeopleproblems]

Don’t be an ableist fuckface. Intentionally triggering someone is disgusting.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I thought people on this godforsaken website at least understood this one basic principal, but apparently not, so let me make it crystal clear: 

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE SELECTIVELY PROGRESSIVE 

You can hate Ann Coulter. But if you suggest that she deserves to be raped, you are a misogynist.

You can hate Woody Allen. But if you say he’s part of a Jewish conspiracy or joke about putting him in an oven, you are an antisemite.

You can hate Michael Vick. But you call for him to be lynched or call him the N-word, you are an anti-black racist. 

You can hate Caitlyn Jenner. But if you misgender her, or make comments about her genitalia, you are a transphobe. 

And you can hate the military. But if you deliberately try to trigger veterans with PTSD, you are an ableist piece of shit. 

You do no get to pick and choose which people to treat fairly when it comes to acknowledging and combatting prejudice. 

Not liking a person is not a free pass to disregard anti-prejudicial words and actions. Either you respect marginalized peoples as a whole (even if you don’t like an individual), or you don’t respect them at all. There is no middle ground. 

[letmeleadyoufromsolitude]

If anyone really like, agrees with harassing veterans with PTSD or anything similar, unfollow me right the fuck now. I don’t want you following me.

You don’t have to like the military, it’s massively fucked up but y'all needs understand that most people in the military are victims of propaganda and are usually poor or part of a minority who are taken advantage of in order to join.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

^^^ All of these comments tbh

[etherealharlot]

Mhmm

[fox-bright]

They offered the ASVAB at my HIGH SCHOOL. They CAME INTO MY SCHOOL and said “If you guys take the military aptitude test, you get free donuts and you miss the first half of the day.” They brought in hot dogs. They brought food to a place where half of us were in poverty if not more, and they said, all you have to do is take a little test and you’ll get a snack, you don’t have to come in to school on time (an extra full hour of sleep that morning!). So we did. By the hundreds. My younger brother, a year behind me in school, scored “the highest we’ve ever seen in the whole damn state, son,” and for the next. Three. Fucking. Years. They harassed him. He got phone calls from every goddamn branch of the military. People would show up at our house at random, trying to recruit him. They’d tell him horror stories about how much better it is to enlist than be drafted (as if there’d been a draft in our lifetime!). They called our Mom at work. They sent recruiters to talk to our stepfather, who’d been in the Army, to try to get a handle on my brother’s weak points. THREE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS. My brother is the second child of six. My brother was thirteen by the time he had his own pillow for the first time. My brother was hungry all the time, dizzy from hunger some days–and oh, sidenote, my mother, stepfather and father are all abusive assholes who’d as soon hit you as look at you. Guess what year my brother graduated? If you guessed “May, 2002,” or “almost immediately after 9/11,” ding ding ding ding! The ONLY REASON my brother didn’t join the military, in the end, is that his girlfriend at the time said “If you enlist, I will never speak to you again.” Her dad was a military man, and he was also an abusive shithead, so in her head the two were inextricable. But if she’d said “go for it?” Or if she hadn’t said anything at all? Something like half of the males in my fucking graduating class enlisted. It was better than starving. And a great number of those are dead now. I hate the US military industry. I’m disgusted by the things our military does. But by god I don’t blame our veterans for what was done to them. Rich people don’t enlist. The ones who join the military are the ones who are hopeful that for once they’ll know that they’re getting a meal, not just today but tomorrow too.

[garrettauthor]

Every damn point of the thread.

[lynoth715]

The soldiers are, by and large, as much a victim as anyone else.

[thatspectacularpigeon]

Hate war but respect the poor soldiers fucked up by it

[currents-convulsive]

Seriously how can be so insensitive as to fucking purposely trigger someone’s PTSD. How fucked up do you have to be to even THINK about that

[omniscient-omniromantic-deactiv]

Literally what the fuck. Hate the institution. Help the victims.

[fnaf-is-awesome201]

PTSD is no fucking joke. If you think it’s “funny” or “okay” to trigger another person’s PTSD for LITERALLY ANY REASON, get the fuck away from me and never interact with my blog ever again. Block me. What kind of fucked up mindset do you have to have to think that’s okay? You’re intentionally hurting someone just because you fucking can, and that’s an absolutely repulsive thing to do.

[just-here-4-comics]

hurting someone just because you can is NOT OKAY, block me if you’d intentionally trigger someone’s PTSD!

[cheese-greater-official]

Have to reblog

[sagethotxicroak]

if you purposefully trigger someone’s ptsd or wish to trigger someone’s ptsd, you are not welcome on my blog.

[acciohunks]

A clip of Johnny’s new video on IG

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.