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Wham • They/Them • 20 ⭐ cringefail non-binary slay

[pitbolshevik]

im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

[pitbolshevik]

wow some of yall are babies

[modern-politics111]

Congressman wants to make 32-hour workweek U.S. law to 'increase the happiness of humankind'

Rep. Mark Takano, who represents California's 39th district, has reintroduced his 32-hour Workweek Act to Congress.

[partisan-by-default]

Rep. Mark Takano, who represents California’s 39th district, has reintroduced his 32-hour Workweek Act to Congress, which, if passed, would officially reduce the standard definition of the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours by amending the Fair Labor Standards Act.

His proposal would mandate overtime pay for any work done after 32 hours, which would encourage business to either pay workers more for longer hours, or shorten their week and hire more people.

The bill applies to non-exempt workers, who typically work hourly jobs across leisure and hospitality, transportation, construction, manufacturing, wholesale, and retail trade.

This is by design, Takano tells CNBC Make It. “The serious conversations about the reduced workweek are happening for white-collar professions. What my bill will do is spur conversation about how we democratize this norm to other sectors of the workforce so everybody benefits.”

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

[pogasm]

[sacred-portal]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[successioncore]

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[kristina100000]

i love the smell of eucalyptus and the taste of cashews. i love everything ever actually

[pitbolshevik]

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

[c0ffeeb1ack]

he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ovur]

Remember mean median and mode... that shit was crazy 🤣🤣

[junkirat]

new post since the other on was getting long BUT

URGENT

my 13 year old ESA Cleo's health took a sudden dive, and shes been hospitalized for two days now. her condition has gotten better since she was first taken in, but shes still got more to go through. right now the total bills for her treatment has been over 3,000. I'm doing everything I can to make this, including putting up a gofundme. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!!

[junkirat]

last update

very sadly i had to make the decision to put Cleo down today since it was discovered something was blocking her stomach, and in her age and state i didnt believe putting her through emergency surgery would be humane. the grand total for her hospital stay ended up being $4,000+ and I'll really need all the help i can paying it off

[junkirat]

thanks to everyone helping out, ive been able to pay off 700 off the care credit i took out for the vet bills! i still have 5 mo ths to pay iff 2,300 more. any little bit counts!!!

[junkirat]

thanks to lots of help, i've been able to whittle the remaining credit left to pay to 1,200, but I need to be able to pay that off by march 27th

i still have this gofundme up, my digital art and fursuit commissions are open, and i hve a partial suit still for sale!

[catgirlbaeddel]