Angsty

I'm just an awkward girl that's obsessed with basically everything

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[official-lucifers-child]

rb if ur gay

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

[official-lucifers-child]

yes

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

[romanocheese]

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly. I’m not joking.

[everyoneprotector]

you alright dear?

[official-lucifers-child]

Does it look like I’m okay???

[everyoneprotector]

no

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!! 😊😊

[meow-moment]

What it im bi is that ok

[official-lucifers-child]

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

[celeste-tyrrell]

Child oh my god-

[official-lucifers-child]

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

[fandomfishbish]

OP IM SHAKING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO URSELF

also i’m wondering what ur qualifications for gay are lol. like are we talking the general overarching term used to refer to the entire community as a vague descriptor? or are we talking just sexualities? we talkin both romantic and sexual attraction here? r u followin ppl who id as:

- queer?

- questioning?

- trans and/or enby?

- pan?

- ace/aro?

not meant to attack u at all i’m just curious and i oop !!!

[official-lucifers-child]

EVERYTHING LGBTQA IS GAY

EVERYONE CAN RB THIS

Ace? Yep!!!

Pan?? Fuck yeah!!

Homosexual?? Of course!

Everyone can rb this!!

[random-stuff-space]

Op congrats for the dedication my man

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

[salty-inc]

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

[salty-inc]

Far away cow moos

[salty-inc]

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

[salty-inc]

My best friends singing voice

[salty-inc]

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

[salty-inc]

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

[salty-inc]

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[salty-inc]

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

[salty-inc]

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

[salty-inc]

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

[salty-inc]

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

[salty-inc]

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

[salty-inc]

Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

[salty-inc]

Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

[salty-inc]

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

[marsupials-of-mars]

I always just feel so nice reading this, i take so much stuff for granted

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[petersboyfriendsonofthor]

Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor

[fictionalred]

Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians

[toniins]

i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke

[gen-zee]

a+ addition

[troyesghost]

Benny - Little Game

[incredible-demon]

i still cant fathom the fact that a 15 yr old kid came up with a video as powerful as #LittleGame

[gold-talisman]

 Tumblr I dare you to make this video go so viral that CNN has to talk about it

[panicatthepinkponyclub]

Lets play a little of game of our own, everytime we see this post we reblog,NO MATTER WHAT OR HOW MANY TIMES YOU SEE THIS POST REBLOG!

[jestercatboy]

I love this video so much and I’ve shared it everywhere I can. I’m tempted to reactivate my Facebook so that I can share this amazingly inspirational video.

[valtsv]

gonna be cringe and acknowledge harry potter on main for a second just to say that the reaction to cedric diggory’s death in the goblet of fire is one of the most heartbreakingly tragic death scenes i’ve ever watched in a film

[valtsv]

the horrible dramatic irony you experience as an audience when harry returns with his body and everyone starts clapping and cheering, blissfully unaware of the absolute nightmare he’s just been through? the sudden mood whiplash when fleur screams in horror and the upbeat band music falters and stops? the horrified silence that follows, broken only by harry’s choked sobbing and amos diggory’s agonised screams of “THAT’S MY SON! THAT’S MY BOY!” ? harry clinging desperately to cedric’s corpse when they try to pull him away?

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

[im-captain-basch]

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

[patrickstaristerrible]

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

[thelonelyrainbowguy]

Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!

[vicioushyperbolizer]

Motion sensitive migraineurs!

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I wonder if it can do that on mobile yet?

[fyeahcontroversialcharacters]

[lookataleaf3000]

one thing I’m grateful to my mom for is telling me from a very young age that if a man ever says he’ll kill me if I don’t do what he says, that I should fight and die. that it would be better to die than to be brought to a second location, it would be better to die instantly than live a little longer after god knows how much violation. i know that other people’s moms gave different advice, to be quiet so you can live and get away. little girls all got some kind of advice on what to do, though, huh? like… WHEN a man wants to hurt you. it’s surreal to think about how this shadow affects the landscape of girlhood

[myothercarisauhaul-original]

YES my mother said the same thing. Plus bite and scratch to get DNA, scream that you don’t know him, cause the biggest scene you can….but DO NOT get in a vehicle/go anywhere with him because “you have to assume that if you don’t get away right then, then you won’t get away at all”.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Your mom was right. That is standard self-defence advice — fight, scratch, scream, aim for testicles, eyeballs and and the throat. Use your teeth, your nails, your elbows, whatever you can. Maul the fucker.

If someone grabs you and intends to move you towards a second location, fight like your life depends on it:

Because it does.

[inqorporeal]

And in case you think, “I’m smaller than him, I can’t do shit!” my trainer likes to tell this one:

Think of a cat. Cute, fluffy, adorable, right? Much smaller than you. Imagine picking up that cat… and then having a friend dump a bucket of water over it. Hell no, right? You’d get straight-up shredded. Even a big solid guy wouldn’t want to do that.

You don’t have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.

[mehmehmehetc]

You don’t have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat. 

Thank you for this, I’m taking this with me in all walks of life.

[princesstingles]

From my big scary military dad: don’t fight fair, because they sure as hell aren’t. Don’t worry about what’s right or wrong, because they don’t give a fuck. Run away if you can, fight like hell if you can’t. Locate an escape route and treat everything on or around you as a weapon. I am a pascifist at heart but I will hurt someone as much as possible, including myself if that’s what it takes, before I’ll ever be a victim again.

[doyouthinkigiveone]

It’s terrifying that we all need information like this

[plannedparenthood]

Condoms Are For Everyone

Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.

1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.

First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.

2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.

It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.

3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.

Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.

And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Boosting

[demigender-positivity]

God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies

[doyouthinkigiveone]

Important for any sexually active people that follow

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

[doyouthinkigiveone]

😂🙄😁

Pretty accurate

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[funnyihope]

congratulations Dante its over 1 million!!! you deserve it

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

not to sound terrible but it would be nice if people who aren’t bi/pan reblogged this more since that’s most of the people who are reblogging this.

[kclenhartnovels]

2019 is also the year y’all stop treating ace women as “secondary” wlw

[capcourse]

2019 is also also the year y’all stop treatin aro women as “secondary” wlw

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

reblog this version instead!!

[moosemum]

Quick Poll

I need to prove a point.

Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:

Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

The bottom one is the true spork. The top one is a spoknife

[sjdean]

Some hot takes bc biphobia still exists on this hellsite in 2019

Zepeto: CNVTG5

[satise]

Holy trinity of making me cry both happy and sad tears.