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The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[jacev]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[midnightella-mass]

tbh Esme was tragically underutilized in the twilight saga. like a woman who is forever frozen in the early stages of motherhood, turning the grief for her son into a fierce need to mother every person that walks into her home?? that Bella was a character who was in desperate need of a mother and Esme was right there in desperate need to always BE a mother?? and then she was literally never used unless she was mothering Edward or glued to Carlisle’s hip, despite the fact that she should have probably been more important to Bella than Carlisle ever was

[what-even-is-thiss]

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

[darkvoidtrash]

Where can I see that? Or is it just you hallucinating Edward's?

[what-even-is-thiss]

[the-deef]

Twilight, and it's basically the same except the love triangle is Jessica, Rosalie and Leah. And it would be an actual triangle too.

i've grown from making niche twilight yuri to twilight yuri that's never been heard of before. All using the smallest farm of clips ever imaginable. But will that stop me? No way. I just regroup for a sec and go again.

I have no idea what the ship names would be. Maybe Jessalie? And I don't have a clue what the name for Leah and Jessica is, and what all three would be hmm

[beakeatsofficial]

Say what you want about twilight but Bella’s depression in new moon was one of the most accurate and devastating depictions of depression in the media.

[theonion]

[mariapedia]

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[carlisleandesme]

Remake

[ignisarrow]

Inspired by new chapter of fic "Blood on the freesia stalks" by Zillazumi on ao3 🍩☕📎

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

STOP roasting Twilight for being girly. Roast it for being mormon.

[floatinginaseaofstars]

[vienguinn]

Bella’s dream🩸

[athenasdragon]

I was just checking in on the status of the Quileute tribe's Move to Higher Ground (MTHG) project!

Phase 1, the construction of a new school outside of the tsunami zone, has been completed.

"Our priority was the relocation of the Quileute Tribal School (QTS). Formerly located on a deserted US Coast Guard site, QTS was a few feet above sea level at the Quillayute River estuary, within the Pacific Ocean tsunami inundation zone. On August 5, 2022, the Quileute Tribe celebrated the completion of its newly constructed school on the designated MTHG relocation zone, beyond the threat from tsunamis. The new facility includes a full-size gymnasium with high school regulation sized basketball and volleyball courts, computer and technical skills labs, science laboratories with lockable chemical preparation rooms, a fully equipped woodshop, state of the art technology to enhance student learning, and an upper school lounge where the older students can gather to collaborate, study, or relax during free time. With Phase 1 completed, the Tribe is now working to establish the next phase of the project."

Following Phase 1, the project leads completed a survey to identify priorities for continued housing development needs and is in a planning phase for the next stage of the project.

If you'd like to join me in contributing to help with the next steps of the project (or just learn more), you can do so at https://mthg.org/

[twilight-midnightsun]

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.