drizzomagic

24. Boston. People tend to call me Dan, considering that's my name and all. This blog changes theme constantly. One minute it's funny comments and cute animals, the next it's hardcore gay porn (18+), sexy men and pizza. Embrace the chaos....Also if your easily offended by stupid shit, this might not be the place for you. IG: drizzo1992

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[alladoreqi]

He was on the other side like

[songsterbee]

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

[haikuubot]

the fact that he was

STILL typing !!! LMAO

im crying…. read her!

[catchymemes]

[brunhiddensmusings]

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

[the-one-the-only-derpghost]

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

[meangirlnurse]

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

[meangirlnurse]

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

[meangirlnurse]

HOW

[viir-tanadhal]

So is no one going to comment on the giant cockatiel (?) head wall mount

[meangirlnurse]

it’s called art

[dailyshowbiz]

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn

[princeheathen]

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

[scientificsatellite-deactivated]

we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing

[thelouisfanclub]

busted for drawing nipples

[aptronyms]

i have a lot of different ideas of what hell probably looks like

[aptronyms]

number one suburban neighborhood where every house looks extremely similar and theres nothing visible beyond the houses, no trees or other buildings, just the sky which is always the same shade of blue. every house is furnished exactly like youd expect, but theres no visible sign anyone really lives there. every bed is made perfectly, every countertop is spotless, every drawer and fridge is empty. the road just keeps going but every house is so similar that you cant tell if youve been walking in circles or if these are different from the houses you saw an hour ago.

number two indoor playground inside a mall where every thing is all weird and shiny

[domesticangel]

love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your title changes because other people had sex. Such as Grandmother, Grandfather, Aunt, Uncle

[cutepetplanet]

A polar bear cub discovering the joy of bubbles

[kassandraaaaa]

Oh my gosh baby

[bruintop-deactivated20181203]

[daltoncody]

Me and the bf getting a lil thick 👅

[baelonthebrave]

poe dameron: mom… don’t freak out but I think I might be gay

leia, twin sister of the greatest space twink in history:

[the-official-princess-club]

The Princess Club

Episode 124

[thatsthat24]

My Strange Addiction 🚫

[ballbusterblue]

[midnite-wet-dreamz]