Freddy

i need an outlet to express my ideas that’s it

[dr-schnaz]

you can’t spell success without su-

[dr-schnaz]

fferring under god’s judgement

[dr-schnaz]

you can’t spell success without su-

[i-am-a-fish]

if i have a kid im naming them thot

[dreamydiamond]

Goldie when sending their kid to their room:

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scientist: yo what should we name this gene?

colleague: what, the one that makes the caterpillars floppy?

scientist who’s about to name the mcf gene:

[dr-schnaz]

my only competitive streak is with kahoot and death’s rush to claim me

[dr-schnaz]

happy thank buds you deserve it

[dr-schnaz]

colobial township leader: why did you grow so many pumpkins they taste disgusting

guy who’s about to invent pumpkin pie spice:

oh haven’t you heard?

[dr-schnaz]

hot take:

“sweet n salty” is reserved for things like salted caramel

peanut butter w/ chocolate doesn’t count

[dr-schnaz]

Damn. Realest advice I’ve seen from a tea bag.

[dr-schnaz]

bread

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WHEN YOU EAT A PEPPERMINT PATTY AND THEN A PEANUT M&M IT TASTES LIKE FIRE

[dr-schnaz]

turns out my online geometry course is an shitpost generator

[dr-schnaz]

Wait if spells are created by words or phrases that are often repeated with clear intent then

Yeet would be an extremely effective way to hurtle something across a room

[dr-schnaz]

I propose a new branch of absurdist humor

Blatantly stripping meaning from common phrases. ie.,

“Eat the beans”

“When birds fly”

“Let the panini out of the bag”

“Cat got your elbow”

“Once in a slightly grayish/yellowish white moon”

[dr-schnaz]

The French word for egg is “œuff”. That means, whenever we experience mild pain, we dramatically utter “egg..”

[dr-schnaz]

Dear-

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

[dr-schnaz]

When someone asks about your skill set.