20th century psychoanalyst 21st century girblogger

[dr-sigmund-freud]

oedipus complex? personally I find it quite simple

[possum-warfare-committee]

you know, if you're viewing evangelion as a deconstruction of the mecha genre it;s no fucking wonder he has the whole surrogate mother girlfriend oedipus complex thing going on. have you ever seen a gundam protagonist,

[miss-wizard]

jung just appeared before me and told me im actually a new archetype called the Special Princess and that everyone has to be nice to me or he will get his cruel mage jaques lacan to trap you in a mirror

[effemimaniac]

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

[beardedmrbean]

[necromancelena]

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they're gonna think it's a horny thing

[breakfast-four-dinner]

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

[necromancelena]

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they're born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

[391780]

couldn't be me

[soup-mother]

objectum girl with an apartment complex

[yasmin1000000]

does a freudian slip and my skirt falls down and you see my panties

[ashenmind]

hell yeah

[toskarin]

psychological studies are notable for being one of the few places where the generally accepted secret to getting into pop canon is locking a bunch of people in a building together and physically torturing them until they agree that there was an effect, which you can kinda freestyle in the abstract

[toskarin]

if it's illegal in a way that people could successfully report, you can substitute monkeys in exchange for a much more complicated paper, and if it's still illegal, you can do it with rats and make it about universal mammalian social instinct instead

[valtsv]

calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

[valtsv]

shaking my head to show that i disagree with this idealised concept of the mother and understand that no human being should be pressured to sacrifice their own personhood for another and that this will inevitably fuel understandable resentment towards one's charges also

[demilypyro]

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

[holdoncallfailed]

only this website could turn the concept of "being a pervert" into something trite and boring and profoundly sexless

[autosystem]

[anarcho-gamerist]

They’re adding “skill issue” to the dsm

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

chemical castration: we've all heard of this one, drugs to tank your testosterone. they're probably putting them in the water

physical castration: just cutting them off. old school classic type shit. this is how real men do it

psychological castration: whatever I've got going on I guess

astronomical castration: deorbiting moons? taking down phobos and deimos for example. castrating the masculine symbol of war Mars would likely have significant horoscopic effects so there's an "astrological castration" link here too

geological castration: dangle your balls into the gap between two tectonic plates and wait