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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

reiburadori

“Let’s Battle” by rubiarts (Jan 24, 2013)

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pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

krinkshaming-deactivated2017021

willcub-deactivated20180521

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

cersei-the-truth-bombardier

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

cashiers-czech-hunter

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

welcometothejunglebitch6138474

Eh why not I'm desperate pls help me potato

rainbowryland

i'll watch you sleep, pal. but, uh— you gotta wake up.

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

cloudabserk

because of this tag somebody left on my post:

sonseulsoleil

There is exactly one force in the world capable of making Percy Jackson stand down when he's on the war path, and it is Annabeth Chase gently touching him.

Percy Jackson & The Olympians, S2 EP1

The Mark of Athena, pg 54.

learadora

heyyy,,, sowwy for my inactivity, and also apologize if you don't see any old posts, but don't worry, I will cook more this time /wink wink

aficionadoenthusiast

yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.

platonbatonn

posca zine #2 collection, batch 2

platonbatonn

soul eater posca zine #2 collection, batch 3

ginkgocrown-old-blog

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

castielsteenwolf

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

wingscanspeak

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

zorobro

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated

wingscanspeak

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!

Its not science unless you write it down so

30secondstocalifornia

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

ohshititsmama-deactivated201812

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

iprayforangels-deactivated20220

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.