just another fangirl

that one queer theatre kid.  call me elle, she/they, bi, socialist (maybe communist?), d20 obsessed. might get political but i'm stuck in the us what are u gonna do? (ageless bc i know what online privacy is, 18+!)

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[ozempicofficial]

[ozempicofficial]

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[loveridden1999]

exactly

[segamascott]

[eyes-of-avalir]

call me the 8th gotch brother because i am Unwell

[yang-jeongins]

[depsidase]

[agoodsoldier]

for those who are confused - filipinos ourselves use the term “peasant” because it has a specific meaning. Peasant means you have a landlord and work in feudal conditions. We are talking about people who make around 0.25USD/day in wages, or even who have to give a portion of their harvest to the landlord as land rent, and don’t make wages. It is a specific economic term grounded in our historical reality, not an insult like in 2010 tumblr lol

[gambleputty]

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

[teaboot]

It is our responsibility as internet elders to pass down our knowledge to the youth

[haydenthewitch]

this is why I respect dropout more than any of my other streaming services. this kind of respect from the ceo to the customer- I don't even know who the Netflix CEO is. but I know who sam is. Just. no words

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[samreich]

this was filmed april 4th 2025

[dropoutposts]

Exactly the kind of cover I would provide if I was sending three of my agents to rob The Louvre

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[oasisbreakup]

[teaboot]

I’m still not convinced this isn’t a goncharov style social phenomenon made up to fuck with me specifically