[sleepnoises]

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

[gun-flame]

five dabloons

[monstatron]

THISTLE, THE THUNDER DRAGON

( thistle is agender and uses any/all pronouns! )

fun doodle, thistle in her full draconic form! you can definitely tell where she gets the title of “thunder dragon” from. despite this, she prefers to use this form sparingly…

[filmnoirsbian]

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

[filmnoirsbian]

Just finished writing this manuscript, the first story I ever started. 23 years in the making. Never give up, even if your mom calls you creepy 🖤

[hold-on-a-little-longer-whump]

NEVER GIVE UP PEOPLE WE’RE GONNA GET THE STRAY CATS AND DEAD KIDS STORY

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[sunshinecassette]

[sunshinecassette]

I've seen so many people say this YES Shadow is microwaving Mac n Cheese NO I do not take constructive criticism. He is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM he does what he wants!!

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self 

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Andy Robinson

hi 💞💗

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[sashaforthewin]