Im Just A Simple Mate

I'm obsessed with anime and manga and I'm pretty much depressed all the time JoJo is an amazing anime and manga Read goblin slayer Best web novel is ever is definitely "Everybody Loves Large Chest"

[probablybadrpgideas]

A competent PC is in the party but is actually just a mimic

[nostroviadrop]

Party: “What’s your best advice for exploring a dungeon?”

Cimim: “Just stick your head right inside of every treasure chest you see as soon as you see it.”

[chaosshepherd]

Cimim: “Also cover yourself in barbeque sauce monsters hate that.”

[billsprestonofficial]

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

whoa, who dude?

[billsprestonofficial]

the dude reading this, dude!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

dude, that’s me!

[billsprestonofficial]

i know, dude!!!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

dude!!!

[billsprestonofficial]

dude!!!

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[strawbebbynya]

@drowsbian @officialagentmaine

[pissvortex]

reminder that america sent like 10 monkeys into space

[pissvortex]

[polygonfighter]

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

[skrambled]

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

[highdio]

Happy Birthday, Caesar-chan

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Life imitates art

[gifsofprocesses]

Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescence 

[airframeextender]

how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone go ‘hey check this out’

[garbage-empress]

probably because most people won’t say “hey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tape”

[whitmerule]

… my immediate instinct is to say ‘oh hey come into this completely dark room, this roll of duct tape and I have something to show you’ and to @ someone but I typed it twice and couldn’t go through with it because it felt too creepy. :(

I promise the roll of duct tape and I meant well.

[questions-within-questions]

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

[wackd-archive]

bugs bunny would absolutely find SOMETHING about caveman society to exploit

[marauders4evr]

Yeah there was a cartoon from 1959 about this exact topic. Bugs taught Elmer how to make a gun just so that Elmer could shoot himself:

Awfully bold of OP to assume Bugs Bunny was ever mortal.

[zanmor]

use bugs bunny as the trickster god in your dnd setting

[worldsandcenturiesfunposting]

Hey I wonder what Dobson’s doing

…..well then. 

[sanicdahegehog]

WHEN YOU GET ANGRY AT A JOKE USED TO SELL FAST FOOD

[cungadero]

andrew dobson is a self-proclaimed nice guy

[shrump-scampi]

this man is truly a cornucopia of failure

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

Can’t believe I’ve had this blog going for about three months and never mentioned the time Dobson got extremely buthurt over chicken fries.

I need to step my game up.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Virgin Regular Chicken Fries vs. The Chad Cheeto Fries

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[someplace-in-between]

hey not to be overly dramatic or anything but i would literally die for poncho

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[alfred-tg]

Mario never returned to Earth.

He became half-mineral, half-animal and floated forever through space.

And though he wished for death, he was unable to die.

So eventually, he stopped thinking.

[ithelpstodream]

MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.”

- sculptor Alex Gardega

[noseforahtwo]

Alex Gardega was hit by a train yesterday. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Is the train okay?

[bluedesertbruja]

oh my god he really did die. i thought that comment was a joke. 

[transwolvie]

The “Fearless Girl” statue doesn’t belong there in the first fucking place–the sculpture is standing in front of a piece of guerilla art about the stock market crash. 

The placement of the Fearless Girl statue recontextualizes the other artist’s sculpture (Charging Bull) without his consent, turning the guerilla art that he created in light of America’s troubles into a symbol of evil. 

This sculpture of a girl was put here and is ruining the art that someone created–and when he rightfully tries to speak on the fact that his art and reputation is being re-contextualized without his consent to make him seem like a villain, he’s called out as being “afraid of women taking up space” 

This is a fucking white nonsense sculpture. It was literally commissioned by State Street Global Advisors–it’s a bid by big business to see progressive, and they’re stomping all over the work of an artist who had to actually fight to have his art put there, instead of being funded by an investment management place that wants to seem Feminist™. 

Fearless Girl is everything that’s wrong with propaganda and White Feminism and here you are talking shit about a guy who died even though he had a point–the Fearless Girl statue downgrades and ruins Charging Bull. 

[transwolvie]

Oh and HERE’S A LINK TO INFO ABOUT IT, AND ABOUT HOW THE COMPANY THAT FUNDED THIS STATUE JUST TO SEEM PROGRESSIVE ONLY HAS 3 WOMEN ON ITS BOARD–AND HOW IT’S PEAK LIBERALISM TO ONLY CARE THAT WOMEN BE IN CHARGE OF THE SAME OPPRESSIVE POWER STRUCTURES THAT MEN ARE.

[powerburial]

this website is great because this post tricks you into being happy he died at first, then theres the big twist and you have to have a regular healthy response to a human being dying again

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Me every morning

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Aka ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

I’m sorry you feel this way. I wish you wouldn’t make so many posts about how you dislike ginger ale and me for supporting it. wish you the best

-Dani The Ginger Ale Man

[spookyskeletitties-deactivated2]

Ginger ale man doesn’t deserve this @dr-pepper-0fficial

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

@spookyskeletitties he will perish alongside all false leaders.

[ginger-ale-official]

due to my regular consumption of ginger ale I am unable to die! not that I’d want to when there’s a whole world full of ginger ale to slurp up! I don’t claim to lead anything. just a humble man sharing my love of ginger ale with the masses. nothing wrong with that

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

My reply is no

Don’t count on it

My sources say no

Very doubtful

Outlook not so good

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Ask again later

Reply hazy try again

Concentrate and ask again

Outlook good

Most likely

Signs point to yes

As I see it, yes

Yes

You may rely on it

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

It is decidedly so

It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[docschott]

the Romans used Greek letters for 1-20 on their D20s (mostly for gambling, in case you were wondering, but there was a little divination thrown in there too). ‘tis an extension of the same idea.

[ihavesthings]

To be fair, humans are some bullshit from a balance perspective.

“I’ll just outrun that human…any day now… any… day… jesus christ it’s the terminator.”

“Maybe I can outsmart it and hide. What’s that you say, its brain takes up 20% of it’s caloric intake? FML.”

“It doesn’t have any natural weapons. I’ll just turn around and kill it. OH GOD IT’S GOT STONE CLAWS THAT ARE UNHOLY SHARP!”

“Okay, fight number two. It’s squishy so if I’m careful and find the right time when it’s weak I can - IT HAS PROJECTILE SHARP THINGS!”

“I’ll try crossing the river. It’s too gangly to be buoya - IT CAN SWIM?!?”

“Okay nothing can swim and run and climb. I’ll just go up this tree… FML it descended from apes.”

“It doesn’t even have fur, I can run to a colder climate and escape. Welp, it’s wearing the fur of my loved ones to keep warm.”

“If the whole herd bands together and protects each other, we can trample it… it can CONTROL FIRE.”

“Fuck it. Might as well just follow them around and get domesticated.”

Prettymuch everything we did to animals comes out of a horror movie.