Random Shit

Basically im a homestuck, into harry potter and i watch way to much shitty anime.

[selectamurmure]

[1312antifa]

Police Intelligence

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[dragoneyebrows]

Life would be so easy if I could inhale reality and exhale my dreams with each cigarette

[dragoneyebrows]

I'm sick and over life I hate Everything

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

ocarina….of crime

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

[lmaonade]

people will argue with you about ANYTHING on the internet. i remember on one of my old blogs i talked about taking the garbage out and it was tuesday and someone on anon was like “garbage day is thursday -_-” it’s just unbelievable sometimes 

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

notes on this post are bad

[caden]

sorry do we have confirmation on what day garbage day is? im hearing a lot of reports but nothing conclusive. hoping a couple hundred people can weigh in on this if possible

[dragoneyebrows]

I sure wish I had enough gasoline to put the fire out in my skull

[dragoneyebrows]

I thought that the 8 letters making 3 words were a gift to you to build something grand of beauty and possibilities, but those words they were a curse to myself. A curse that hollowed my chest and ate my mind.

[dragoneyebrows]

Kinda wanna cease existing, kinda want to forget feeling

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Rhino calf pesters his mom. [video]

[obeekris]

“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.”

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[dragoneyebrows]

I've been feeling pretty fucked up lately and just feel like I need to change. I wish I could just be numb.

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[cungadero]

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

[tastefullyoffensive]

by See Bang Now

[tonic-youth]

I swear on my last cigarette that I’d love you my darling I’d love you if  I could

[edwardbenz27club]

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I was a loner until there were no friends left And before someone offered me drugs You know I was straight edge And everyone quits til you offer them a cigarette Before we learn our lesson Lets see how bad things can get And I’ll drink myself to death Or at least I’ll drink myself to sleep Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between My aspirations and my apathy As we drive past the last exit to home I am waving goodbye And I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight But it’s alright cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby I was sober all morning til I woke up this afternoon And before someone offered me a job you know I was gonna get one soon And everyone in this town sleeps til the calendar collides with June Before the booze wears off let’s take another shot or two And I’ll drink myself to death Or at least I’ll drink myself to sleep Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between My aspirations and my apathy As we drive past the last exit to home I am waving goodbye And I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it’s alright Cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby