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i don't know man I'm tired

[cyanoweasel]

i didn’t do hourlies but here’s something that happened to me yesterday

[catchymemes]

[nocturnal-wisp]

Well eat my ass and call me bro

[fylesliehall]

I adore this woman.

[kweendestiny]

Cool It Now

[11-11-1992]

He really be singing his ass off

[lukestarkiller93]

[historyjokes]

not sure what this has to do with history, but i feel like it does in some way.

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This bitch is so fucking funny

[kristenwiiggle]

[byrongraffiti]

The greatest skit in music video history.

[catchymemes]

[fatassbrylatres-deactivated2025]

Man I remember this shi

[dwuckk]

It's the 1st of September, you know what that means

It's halloween baby!

[emocommunism-deactivated2017041]

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[lucillesballs]

when u post a selfie and none of ur mutuals reblog it

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[viva-kafka]

[idleisland]