Another charming asexual Parasite

they/them, void/voids if u wanna be extra

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[deutsche-bahn]

Der Wikipediaartikel über Wespenspinnen klingt wie ein Ratschlag aus der kognitiven Verhaltenstherapie. "Ich kann ihren Frust darüber, dass ihre Frau versucht sie zu fressen, verstehen. Aber haben Sie die Situation schonmal aus evolutionärer Perspektive betrachtet?"

[dragons-are-butterflies]

Got called argumentative (bad thing) over trying to decide whether days are divided into 6 or 12 hours. Naturally never opening my mouth again

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

#en nu in de db huisstijl

lmao ja dat was dus ook mijn eerste gedachte

[smolsleepyfox]

Mag ich een alternative voorstellen:

[pealeii]

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell

[babeyknife]

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

[babeyknife]

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

[xxicarusdrawsxx]

my first (and probably only) piece of phm related creativity stuff

has anyone done this before

credits to @justcakethanks for the template + the idea of the eridian welcoming committee

[goodieprocter]

This one was made by working backwards from the idea of a hostage note.

Live Grace reaction:

[phoebonica]

This one has to have been done, right?

(Eridian Welcoming Committee concept and template by @justcakethanks )

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[padre-matt]

CDU Wahlversprechen: "Berlin wird pollerfrei".

Poller. Ihr wisst schon. Diese Pfosten im Straßenverkehr, dessen Hauptaufgabe es ist, die Leben von Menschen auf Gehwegen, Radwegen, oder in verkehrsberuhigten Zonen zu schützen. Damit z.B. Kinder in Wohnstraßen sicher existieren und spielen können, aber auch um öffentliche Plätze zu schützen und das Leben in Wohngebieten menschenfreundlich zu halten. Oft geht's sogar nur darum, dass LKWs nicht durch Wohnsiedlungen abkürzen sollen.

Vor nicht mal 10 Tagen ist jemand mit einem Auto in die Berliner Pride-Parade gefahren. Fußläufig von diesem Plakat. Hip-hip-hooray, alles für die Autos!

[dragons-are-butterflies]

Most tiktok lookin ass boy (inklusive Brokkolihaarschnitt) geht bei rot über die Ampel einer relativ ruhigen Straße nur um dann 3 Minuten da zu stehen und seine Freunde anzugucken die brav auf grün warten

[robotslenderman]

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

[robotslenderman]

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

[robotslenderman]

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

[robotslenderman]

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

[robotslenderman]

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: trying so hard to correct this, catching myself and scoling myself for not being kind to myself, what kinda circular logic is happening in my brain, anyway. this i /End ID]

[slutty-satan]

I'd like to add a personal story about this...

About 7 years ago I started doing a thing where I wouldn't overcorrect into super positive when my bully started talking.

What I did was I reframed and said something aloud (if possible) that was neutral and true. If I would drop something, I'd call myself stupid or a fuck up, instead of allowing myself to take that, OR go "nothing is wrong, I'm doing great!" (Which felt dishonest and sarcastic) what I would do is say "no, I'm not stupid, I dropped the bowl" it started out small like that and then it became-

"no I'm not worthless, I forgot an appointment" and I would allow myself to reschedule it. Not make myself, but frame it as giving myself the opportunity to make the mistake and correct it completely neutrally. This didn't always work but it was a step in the right direction.

I slowly started allowing myself room to make mistakes, and mistakes felt like they happened a lot less. Maybe they didn't but I sure felt a lot more stable while making them.

7 years later, the bully is really quiet, not gone but I have a much kinder voice that has come out that tells me I do a good job, or that Im proud of myself. And the thing is, it came almost as naturally as the bully, it took a long time but I started when I was 22, so this is happening before my thirties. And I didn't even choose to be positive! I chose to be absolutely neutral, and to look at things as they were not as I FELT they were. Because my feelings were trying to protect me in a maladaptive way. To scold me into being "correct" or "better" when I just needed space to be without constant criticism. I didn't have a therapist at the time but I knew something needed to change about the way I spoke to myself.

Doing this saved my life.

[dragons-are-butterflies]

Years ago when i explained my self hating habits to my therapist he looked at me for a second and said "so... you've made yourself the one making the rules, the judge, AND the executioner? That doesnt sound very unbiased or fair to me" and as someone who firmly believes in the division of state, it has changed something within me permanently

[dragons-are-butterflies]

I got a letter from my health insurance in which they apologetically informed me that the ambulance i got back in january was, in fact, legit, so i will have to pay for it with the largest amount they can legally bill me for. Which is 10€

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[fieldexplores]

Ash (Part 3/4) - Gator Days

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to the anon competing at the International Barbershop Harmony convention! I think Grace is smart enough to put that card together pretty quickly. Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks