really happy for all my project hail mary mutuals but every time i see 'eridian' the sleeper agent homestuck part of my brain fires off false signals like a motherfucker.

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@dragonsanddargons
really happy for all my project hail mary mutuals but every time i see 'eridian' the sleeper agent homestuck part of my brain fires off false signals like a motherfucker.
Realized i never posted this sheet. Sable was my first ttrpg character for the system my friend is working on and these are a few of her tokens (and part of the asset for the topdown map of her cabin i made) She was based on videodrome. A sopping wet cat of a character, her goal is to get the people she cares about out of harms way. The curse often gets in the way of this. An utter joy to play.
Pictured: her psychic crashout. Dont worry she got better.
New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep
I Am So Fucking Tired
Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.
I actually wasn't that far off you guys
HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED
Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.
We shall have a summer wedding
the night mares will continue
first rule of making fantrolls is to remember that 90% of widely accepted "canon troll traits" are propaganda made up by )(ic to divide the trolls to make them easier to control as a dictator and the fandom simply did not understand that there was an unreliable narrator aspect at play. the second rule is to make them at least a little bit of an asshole. the third rule is to ignore hiveswap
the girls...
ouuh brother
top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:
paramedic: hi, I'm Allan
me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay
Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself
Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now
me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first
Allan: how many times has this happened to you
noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction
"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."
one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?
when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in
I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
this is killing me it's so cute
@funnier-when-objectum
rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary
my secondborn (my parents)
7/10
sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis
potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order
my sister's, [name] (my aunt)
9/10
direct and to the point!
still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication
my young adult child (my mom)
4/10
it's giving "20 year old minor"
I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support
my liberated one (my grandma)
10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?
made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.
My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
(Source)
im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen