Life in a Blur

This blog is solely random stuff thrown into one blog. Some funny and some serious.

[greelin]

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

[greelin]

“i’m noticing.. a pattern—” well stop noticing. close the book. Put it away. step outside and have a cigarette or something. close your eyes. it’s not worth it

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[beardedmrbean]

Not entirely sure what to do with this information

[athelind]

Buried treasure from @tyrantisterror:

[b0nkcreat]

being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

If cats don't want to be bothered by humans they shouldn't be so botherable in both size and shape

[urbnite]

[delphinidin4]

[everythingfox]

[keikomivra]

he chose his dad 🥺

[filmreel]

[davidcronenbergsextape]

You can find me in the pub we are watching rugby

[soft-lovely]

nothing is as tender as annotating your favourite books. it’s like leaving a piece of your heart on the pages for somebody else to find.

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[lustingupon]

@http://thewoodandspoon.com

[lustingupon]

@annawntr

[arearchive]

Ralph Lauren S/S 1999 | Photographed by Bruce Weber

[lovelyporridge]

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down