Life As A Lurker

Hi there! Call me Elwood. 24. In a relationship with the love of my life! I live in a perpetual state of existential crisis. Queer. Trans Man. Pronouns are he/him. Pot Head. Writer. BDSM. Submissive. Petplay (Pup). Little boy. Other NSFW posts and random junk. Nice to meet you! Feel free to message me for any reason. :3

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

[miniosprey]

Two dogs

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

SHIT U RIGHT

[tiniest-demon]

maid cafe… but boys as the maids in cute frilly outfits!!!

[70sscifiart]

Paul Lehr

[dama-lara]

[lena-zorel]

[berniesrevolution]

[leehama]

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

[leehama]

I did manage to recover one other page, though!

[leehama]

(the end!)

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

[rosemarywaterwitch]

Oh I Love this

[pnkemoji]

plague doctor

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[lijanaa]

[thebestoftumbling]

[opticculture-deactivated2017120]

[shencomix]

[theparkerpapers]

[umbreeunix]

and dont forget no microtransactions

[lolzman87]

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

[thecolorplaid]

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[scarybabe]

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

[rvnholm]

Could use some money right now.

[gothiccharmschool]

Sometimes I reblog prosperity spell memes. Because why not?

[piercednpoised]

Some money went missing from my account. Honestly if it just shows up I’ll be happy.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality.

Me: …so, by that same idea, I guess we can’t say they’re straight either, right?

Historians:

[quousque]

This is what I’ve been saying. No one in history was straight until very recently.

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

what r ur pronouns?

refer to me as bitch or snack