Tell Drake My Ass Is Waiting

Orisa/Zari (she)

[boh-forse-mah]

[groupthinker]

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

[hte-spagheti]

this is a recreation of the worst billboard ive ever seen in my entire life. i couldnt quite capture the unbelievably disturbing look in the rats eyes though

[hte-spagheti]

i found the real one 

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[jupiterlicivciv]

[destieldrabblesdaily]

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Pro-child labor propaganda, USA 1915

[postirony]

Pro-child labor propaganda, USA 2016

[yekkes]

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

[yekkes]

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

[onlytwitterpics]

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[randomitemdrop]

Item: portable button that summons bees

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

[utteradoxography]

cool pics but at what cost

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

we’re here 

we’re queer

space: the final frontier

[she-nya-nigans]

when a lot of flies get in the house within 3 hours my 6 (nearly full grown) kittens become like a pack of lions and eat them all

HE HUNGERS FOR THE SKY RAISINS

[coridallasmultipass]

@just-widow

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Mitochondria machine broke

[kamuis]

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

[caramel-ramamel-blog]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

[hxavensxnt-blog]

Y E E T

[memescomedy]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

[garbage-empress]

high waisted briefs