Stories, Beasts, Monsters, Oh My!

Right as it says on the tin. Monsters and beasts be ahead, and other stuff I rebog. Icon by the wonderful @phantom-thieves-official Header by the awesome @bread-loaf-heart

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[thatdykepunkslut]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hope its macaroni art

[mqxim]

1989 Nissan Snail

[traegorn]

Y'all.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It's a Nissan S-Cargo.

[ainawgsd]

Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

@drukhari

[awaitedembrace]

brains and brawn

[dailycatsblog]

[izzypaw]

more fusion designs!! ^_^

🔗 toyhouse!

[smashcut]

[teaboot]

Acclaimed author John Green

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[wintersoldierfell]

It's always Darmok and Jalad with you people

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[inotrope]

Avatar: doing it right yet again

[communist-hatsunemiku]

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

[uesp]

Pictured: An unused dog model found in the Redguard game files.

[uesp]

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[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[kallistoi]

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

[meatgoat]

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holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug

[bread-loaf-heart]

So I was watching a friend stream Mina the Hollower yesterday and had my yt music playlist on shuffle because I wasn't quite a fan of the current level music. The single most bizarre crossover of shuffled music and dance break happened that made me break down in laughter and I NEEDED to edit my experience together to show said friend (spoilers for a secret npc)

[justahunter55]

Yeah so I was the friend playing and lemme tell you the sheer confusion in all of our voices only to erupt into laughter over the traumatized feat was second to none

[drakeflight]

WHAT IN THE-