failed gender tutorial

Drama|27|They/Them| yearning on main

[escuerzoresucitado]

[throo]

Google’s removal of its search function is going great btw

[um-jammer-tranny]

one time a bus full of trannies pulled up to my cis friend with a sign on the side that said "forcefem all men" and then forcefemmed him. basically he turned into a nazi so be careful when engaging with this kink think of the victims

[radicalgraff]

"Better a stray dog than a police dog"

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[seancodydotcom]

[seancodydotcom]

[were--ralph]

Sansopticon

[comradesaucegay]

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

[comradesaucegay]

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[sodor-memetime]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[autisticmysticsarah]

Straight and gay men regularly sexually abuse trans women because they only see us as body parts. It's not okay to joke about homo- and transphobic politicians secretly liking us. The dehumanization and rape of trans women is not a punchline.

[sharkgirldick]

Licking his cunt like it's stamps.

Is that anything?

[sharkgirldick]

WAIT.

LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]