Tossing Sphagetti at a Wall and Seeing what Sticks @dramatically-incorrect-doodles - Tumblr Blog

Hello!! I’ve triumphantly returned after a long hiatus and figured a new blog was warranted

I’ll still be active on here but my new blog’s name is @frogomble

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Interests:

-Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion

-Destiny 2

-Dungeons and Dragons (including Dimension 20 and Dungeons and Daddies)

-Legend of Zelda

-Minecraft

-Hades Game

-Science (Im a little environmental science gremlin, who does botany research)

keepthedelta

possibly the best ever piece of american sports journalism

fumblrina

EASILY the best ever piece of [us]american sports journalism. I’m weeping

This is @zoesupreme level sports commentary, I won’t accept anything less

lynati

Well THAT went places I wasn't expecting.

thoughtportal

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

soul-of-a-ghost

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

ominous-signs

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

mealreminders

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!

kaity--did

They way I'd be reaching the chopsticks over for a lil bite 😂

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

1five1two

alexseanchai

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

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elisecairo

rosslynpaladin

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

hollyevolving

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

dishesoap

i think 98% of my problems would be solved if i could just sleep like a normal person. alas, like a [hang on a second i gotta look up animals that dont sleep often or at all] juvenile tilapia, i am awake way too much

beelur

dragon-in-a-fez

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!