Claire Keane
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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blake kathryn
JVL
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
DEAR READER
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@drapsmann2604
some of my favourite RoT colourings that i’ve done :))
featuring: huo/zhao yun and sun shu/lady sun, yan yan, huo/zhao yun vs ma chao, xun yu, wang yi vs eighth genius/zhao sheng, six of the eight geniuses, deng ai and jiang wei, zhang liao and lü bu, zhang liao, yan yan
if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
#cao cao drunk and grabbing guan yu by the shoulders while pointing intensely at red hare
momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends
Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it
Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1
Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的
"Parry this you fucking casual"
-Zhang Yide
me: truly a well crafted tragedy is such a bittersweet pleasure to take in and serves a purpose, not just as a sad story but as a reminder that even that which ends badly might not have happened in vain or for nothing. The love, the grief, the actions still meant something simply for having taken place and for us partaking in it.
me when said tragedy is about to actually unfold, sweating: ok but consider this. i dont want this to happen
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Passing tip #182
They never specified which shade of purple my hair was. Go crazy.
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Passing tip #183
Say daily affirmations like "I am not the middle child kingdom." and "I can definitely beat Zhang Liao in hand to hand combat if I actually tried."
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Passing tip #184
Tell Lu Xun to lay off the deep frying after Zhou Yu dies, because it causes acne and you can't steal skincare products from dead people.
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Passing tip #185
When you run off into the woods to cry after being called Sun Ten Thousand for the ten thousandth time today, remember to bring a few guards so you don't end up like your older brother.
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Passing tip #186
Send your elder brother's oath brother to Cao Cao instead of their wives.
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Passing tip #187
Call yourself 孤 not because you're lonely, you still have many reliable and powerful allies like Lu Xun, Lu Xun, Lu Xun and Lu Xun.
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Passing tip #188
Check the bamboo blinds you put up for mysteriousness very carefully to make sure the text on it is Sun Tzu's Art of War instead of The Plum in the Golden Vase.
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Passing tip #189
The Dong Zhuo candle hack doesn't work as well as you would think. It's more efficient to just burn WuLin.
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Passing tip #190
Remember to throughoutly clean any boxes that once contained dessert before putting them into storage.
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Passing tip #191
Do not cook with unlined copper 鼎, thoughts and prayers to Lu Xun.
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Passing tip #192
Swan does not taste as good as you would expect, raising questions about the flavour of dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Cao Cao has had dragon liver before, but he doesn't know the taste of anything but bitter DEFEAT at the hands of glorious Wu, so he's not a reliable source.
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Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun moments
@andwhatnot1 was kind enough to let me colour their awesome fem!guan yu drawing!! this was tons of fun 🥰🥰
time statistics and speedpaint can be found on my twitter: https://x.com/drapsmann_2604/status/1959353432478724206?s=61 (speaking of my twitter post, the caption is courtesy of @grand-theft-carbohydrates)
The real reason I downloaded Capcut was to make this
Immediately after I made this.
#instinctive reblog bc xun yu mentioned
GUYS HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED THIS PIC I DREW OF XIANG YU MONTHS AGO. I couldnt post it earlier bc i felt like it wouldn’t make sense without context. Now that I’ve published my story the allusion to the crumbling terracotta statue becomes more clear. I thought it would be a great visual shorthand for his moral and spiritual decay after the massacre at julu. Uh oh girl did u accidentally become the monster u tried to destroy? Are u perpetuating the cycle of pointless violence that ruled the warring states period? In your misguided attempts to be noble did u accidentally transform yourself into an outdated relic of the past? Hey, dont cry. peking opera based on your final moments of despair and subsequent suicide, ok?
I am checking my word doc like social media like my fic would write itself.
[GongJin, help me wash some rice. / Ok.
(Electric rice cooker) (+30 min)
*sobsob* ZiMing why is my rice so dry?
Probably forgot to turn it on. I've also done it before.
(another 30 mins)
You didn't add water ]
[公瑾，幫我洗個米。/ 行。
（電飯煲）（+30分鐘）
嗚嗚子明 為什麼我的飯那麼乾？
應該是沒開機。我也試過。
（又30分鐘）
沒加水啊］
if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany
“in summertime, when the sun was fine,
i clothed myself in garments as if i were a sheep.
outfitted like a hermit whose works are unholy,
i traveled widely in the world to hear about its wonders.”
(piers plowman)
i promised id make something cool!! (this is the only time you’ll see me keep my word)
zhou yu + trippy stuff :D
It’s such a shame that there isn’t a more recent tv adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms because I have a feeling that fujoshis will go feral over it (as they have over every adaptation) because you can find pretty much every archetypal king / advisor and king / general danmei couple type in this saga
Impoverished, embattled, stubborn but kind and righteous royal whose fortunes turn after he meets a genius advisor whose strategic brilliance helps him outsmart all his rivals and win a kingdom? Liu Bei x Zhuge Liang
Bonus points if the king dies and leaves everything to his advisor
Bonus points if advisor gets sick but continues to work himself to death trying to fulfill he and his king’s shared dreams by going on military campaign after military campaign
Extra bonus points if they describe their relationship using marriage metaphors
Man who reaches unparalleled heights in power and prestige but remains desperate for the approval of the one man who loves him but would rather commit suicide than submit to him? Cao Cao x Xun Yu
Young king defends his kingdom with his devoted and brilliant childhood friend who becomes his most important general? Sun Ce x Zhou Yu or Sun Quan x Zhou Yu
Bonus points if one of them dies young and tragically
cao cao/xun yu gives me 200 psychic damage because i can’t help but think of it in terms of the ravages of time, but it honestly has so much appeal to fujos. and as a fujo who’s gotten into 3K and various 3K media via the ravages of time, i can confirm that the fujo potential in 3K is INCREDIBLE. the ravages of time is amazing for fujos too… maybe i should do a little roundup on why…
