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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
occasionally subtle
oozey mess
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AnasAbdin
@theartofmadeline
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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titsay
Love Begins
almost home
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
$LAYYYTER
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@dravenoliver
It’s my trauma so I get to choose my comfort characters!
In order:
Spinel (Steven Universe)
Neighthan Rot (Monster High)
Jinx (Arcane)
Gwen (Total Drama)
Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach)
Adrien Agreste (Miraculous)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Rei Batsubami (Kakegurui)
Garcello (Friday Night Funkin’)
Fan art I did of @dreambigstars on instagram AU Stevens with Steven 😊
Blue Steven is Stevie
Yellow Steven is Stephen
White Steven is Steve
Ps. Sorry I haven’t been posting here lol I’ll try to post more
PLEASE DO NOT USE OR REPOST MY ART WITHOUT GIVING ME CREDIT
Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice
6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)
7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)
8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
WAIT WE COULD’VE BEEN USING CURTAINS THIS WHOLE TIME?
me in 70 years
how many elmos must die
101 elmos
cruelmo deville
i want to delete this website
7:19pm - On stage, The Imperial Theatre
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💖Thank you to @zouyousims for the stunning ballerina outfits!💖
I would totally watch a sitcom with Captain Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes and Howard Stark being chaotic together during the 2WW
The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival's restaurant
The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival’s famous clam chowder.
The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn’t turn out the same. The owner sends him back.
The second day, the son comes home having watched the rival chef prepare the chowder. They try again to make it, and it’s close, but the consistency is off, it’s too watery. They try to figure out what they’re doing wrong, and the son realizes that he was distracted for a minute while the chef did something.
“He must have added a secret ingredient, one not on the list, while you looked away!” concludes the owner. He sends his son back for a third day, this time telling him not to take his eyes off the chef for a second.
The son comes back the next day excited.
“You’ll never believe what I saw!” he says. “He did have a secret ingredient, it’s a piece of paper!”
“A piece of paper?”
“Yeah, he keeps a stack of printed paper in the kitchen. It’s a bunch of Wikipedia articles he’s printed out, of various movies. When he makes the chowder, he tears out the synopsis of a movie from one of the articles and puts it in. It’s the strangest thing, but that’s the secret ingredient.”
“Ah,” says the owner, “the plot thickens.”
Jeff, we’ve talked about your URL
I love how when you pick up a cat they can veto that decision simply by altering their gravitational field
I personally enjoy when you pick up a cat and they immediately transform into an eel
me, optimistically: upsy daisy!
my cat: *metamorphosizes into one of these fuckers*
TUMBLR STOP CALLING IT A FLESHLIGHT
Wait gaud has a childhood
Loki has canonically written fanfiction
more specifically he has canonically written TERRIBLE fanfiction
(Loki: Agent of Asgard #1)
My Immortal isn’t slash, it’s het. He might have written the prequel to My Immortal, the Drarry relationship before they broke up.
“My Immortal prequel”
I’m sorry the WHAT
Despues de mil años, he regresado para encontrarme con las hermosas obras de Azzai. Thanks azzai thanks for everything #HidashiForever
They
They do realize they’re BIOLOGICAL brothers right-
Unrealistic. Brits don’t have guns.
Roighty-ho, then, Oy’ll be hevvin’ thet.
we don’t have knives either
but you DO have pubs!
Royghty-oh ‘en, I’ll be ‘avin ‘at
Made some Total Drama tier lists. One is my opinions on the couples in Total Drama and the other is my opinion on the characters.
I’m just going to leave this here…
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”
Done
Cowards won’t reblog this version.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame in case you haven’t reblogged this yet
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
I love Meatloaf. :)
Bless Meatloaf
Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
We all need a Meatloaf in our life
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots
I’m Ancient Red. Sounds like a crusty old wine brand
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
Wow it’s been a periodically time since I’ve seen this and I must say that the new additions to it just made it 100000000x better.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
When you’re in the Undertale fandom
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
I can already here the British screeching
