The Gold Tree Is Blue

Hello! My name's Matt. 23. Ummm. Homosexual. Idk.

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[gravedangerahead]

We stan

[crazy-pages]

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

[purpletangyvaginas]

[moveslikejavertt]

no joke, I want this one to work

[bullgod1997]

DNI: literally everyone

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Eldest children, comedians, coffee drinkers

[dietspam16]

[vanillawound]

weed suppliers

[lastvalyrian]

tag this post with how often this person would cancel you

[onceandfuturehimbo]

Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

[akron-squirrel]

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

[akron-squirrel]

Too many people influenced me to draw this…

[inthefallofasparrow]

Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus

[calenlily]

Likes charge, reblogs cast

[aritany]

being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*

[aruaninotarmani]

wheres the writing part op

[citrus-circuss]

op knew what they were doing

[devildaisies]

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

[devildaisies]

BE NICE TO ME

[otherwindow]

[thecyndimistuff]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

[butchflirt]

Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

[katjohnadams]

IF FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT IT IS A SIGN YOU HAVE TOLD A WELL-PUT TOGETHER AND FOLLOWABLE PLOT, NOT A SIGN YOU NEED TO MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR A TWIST ENDING. FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

[katjohnadams]

No wait, I’m not done here:

If the fans get where you are going and ARE STILL HAPPY, you KEEP GOING THERE. It shows they’re invested and your story craft is setting up and paying off properly. 

It is not a sign you need to M Night Shamaylan things until narrative is fuckin dead and “surprise endings!” reign supreme. If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

To be utterly frank, this is where “NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS EVER! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREATHE ABOUT THE PLOT UNTIL IT’S BEEN OUT ON DVD FOR FIVE YEARS” attitude has left us – And the studios ACTIVELY encourage that shit because first week viewing numbers are their whole lifeblood.

Sure, an “oh shit” moment is great, but if you’re doing it well, I should have that moment watching the show the second, fifth, or hundredth time, knowing how it will go. If being surprised were truly so important to a narrative, why even make a Shakespeare play? Is anyone out there still hoping Romeo and Juliet still get together at the end? Why make mystery novels into movies? Spoiler warning: Hercules Poirot gets the bad guy. Movies that directly follow historical events? Clearly worthless.

Come on, now. Sure, try not to spoil shit for people intentionally, don’t be a dick, but can we calm the fuck down and can Hollywood stop pushing this shit both in social media and with business choices like this?

[cryptvokeeper]

“i cant help but think that fans should be allowed to like, gather in groups online and theorize and have fun without networks watching in”

-Lindsay Ellis abt game of thrones doing the same thing

[saecookie-deactivated20251124]

If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[quantumlasange]

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

[carnival-phantasm]

Fuck you, I will critically strike Caesar every single day of my life

[kittywitted-deactivated20191215]

i have to post this regularly otherwise the universe will blow up

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[2345678923456782345678234567-de]

and go to hell

[real-faker]

I’m at goodwill and I think I might’ve found a millennium item…

[real-faker]

I brought it to the counter to ask for a price because it mysteriously didn’t have a sticker, and after they randomly decided the price, one of the cashiers told me it was a shame it didn’t have a sticker cause she wanted to see when they put it out, she said it must’ve been recent cause she’s never seen it before.

So like…………… it’s definitely got a cursed Egyptian spirit in it

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Hope you’re good at duel monsters my guy