[maeborowski]

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

[sharkle]

which post?

[maeborowski]

[loveamongthesailors]

Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity

[tawked]

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

[desdasiwrites]

The first time a cybertruck was ever useful

[himynameisemail]

[sandmandaddy69]

[girlnephew]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[commander-ledi]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hello?

[kitty675]

[nongunktional]

if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

[scoldedmilk]

I'm considering getting into harming others, mind if I try this out?

[nongunktional]

yeah! if you wanna kick it off with a leg shot thatd be great

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[queenslimon]

[cosmonautroger]

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Real-time collisions”

[supergameboytwo]

[mikumadds]

omg the guy who uploaded the original video posted this comment

[landhoe-wdc]

as he should

[bubobubosibericus]

yet another reason to get firefox

[penisman9000]

[evergreen-femme]

they should make a moby dick anime that has barely anything to do with the actual plot. new whale every week. and it should go as hard as gurren lagann

[evergreen-femme]

each whale has unique abilities. there’s endless yaoi bait with ishmael and queequeg. ahab is like if a shonen protagonist got old and went insane without getting any less hot-blooded. moby dick is a god. etc. do you see my vision

[miamicommune]

[miamicommune]

update:

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sometransgal]

God forbid women do anything

[musicalhell]

"Tamale Shibari" would be a great name for a band