dreamingformuses

scarlett- i’m a mess :-)

[slipknots]

found out that sex is only something you can imagine, not anything that actually happens irl. relieved is an understatement

[oneheadtoanother]

[plumslices]

$20 used to mean something

[redstonedust]

my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[segamascott]

[gaynfl-moved]

[oneheadtoanother]

okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

[geyfrog]

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

[geyfrog]

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

[fawfulydoo]

pill bug is car. millipede is bus. got it?

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

[prince4knights]

do any knights want to teach me how to duel. i'll be really clumsy and uncoordinated and you'll have to guide my hands btw

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

[elainiisms]

sorry i have got to be a weird dyke about this

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally