Pynch Me, I Must be Dreaming of Exy.

Crystal, old lady, Multi-fandom Personal Blog Books : All for the Game (The Foxhole Court), The Raven Cycle, The Shadowhunter Chronicles TV/Movies: Once Upon a Time, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, Marvel, The X-Files Other: Pretty Pictures, Funny Stuff, Whatever interests me, Writing references Icon art by Marty-MC. Cover art by I-am-Weis About Me / My Writing

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[saintmachina]

Because dear Nora is shy about doing her own promo, let me yell at you about ELYSIUM, the much-anticipated new urban fantasy from the author of the All For The Game series. Punchy magic! Badass women! LGBTQ rep! Ley lines! It’s a dark enchanted read that you need in your life, and you can get it for the price of a coffee!  

[minyard-03]

Nora released a new book!!

LET’S SUPPORT HER!! I’m sure it’s an amazing book and I admire her exactly because she does things like this, like: hey let’s release a book and not promote it.

That’s so badass.

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

[art--felt]

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

[wishyroses]

SHIT WHAT

[teal-deer]

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

[freewillandphysics]

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things. 

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

[samthe-onion-nigga]

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

[skyakafreckles]

Never would have known

[lemonlyman-dot-com]

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[flamboyantly-employing]

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[poetic-ivy]

y’all ever just. stop and think abt how ronan is a walking 3d printer

[unclefather]

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

[catbishonen]

A quick lil’ thing for @pynchweek :”D I drew it between work hours so it’s kinda messy pls don’t zoom in too much //sobs/ There will be another one later today I’m trying to draw it better than this one hope I make it in time!!    Day 3 - Summer // Bonfire // Pride 🏳️‍🌈 

[christopherjonesart]

[thegirlwiththethornonherside]

aaaaaaawwwwww

[whoaoh]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POST EVER

[sunfell]

These two…

[alphabetotter]

always reblog this post

[aryastarktheshewolf]

Lily James at the Mamma Mia! Here we go again London Premiere

[thepetrichorgirl]

Favorite Doctor Who SDCC ‘18 moments

↳ The Tardis Team having fun at San Diego Comic Con 2018

[historiespast]

[c-ornsilk]

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

[myheadisloud]

can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though

[the-headless-vulcan]

all this history is buried and we’re lead to believe that women just sat around prim and proper until the 70s

[but-dude-why]

Current mood

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

Perfect lazy babies

[lynnora-v]

@patiusarchivist

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

no offense but this image looks exactly like finn and rey and i’m counting on yall to use it in all your finnrey aesthetics from now on

edit: here’s where the picture is from

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

The other photos from the linked article:

[insanitysqueen]

Oh my god this is the cutest shit i ever seen