P(r)etty

Skylar, queer, he/they

[parrishwife]

always loved how adam basically kills whelk at the end of trb and never gives it a second thought. stiefvater could easily have given him an entire arc of, like, coming to terms with having ended a man’s life and being tortured with regret in tdt but he just doesn’t give a shit? he doesn’t even think back on it once I think lol he’s like oh did we have a latin teacher before the one I blackmailed into hiding? I don’t remember 🤔 fantasizing about ronan being my new latin teacher took over that section of my brain

[annelidarchive]

wtnv au where cecil is a full-fledged avatar of the eye is so funny because, like. jon is driven by his hunger for human fear, tormented by the loathsome things he must do to survive, meanwhile cecil is living his childhood dream as a community radio host and has not actually noticed that hes omniscient

[modernsuperhero]

i don’t listen to tma but this is certified fucking hilarious

[bucciflagrante]

Love the trope of “ small town where weird stuff just sorta happens ”

[gif87a-com]

[yourladyindank]

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

[thetimesinbetween]

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

[rob-pattinson]

ANA DE ARMAS Vanity Fair / 2020 › ph. Cass Bird

[mushrooomring]

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

[molluskmo]

A visualization of the Doctor’s personalities (approx.)

[harte-darrigan-deactivated20220]

[arathergrimreaper]

Retail really be like this tho

[alisonzai]

[gay-teedo]

This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[lovingmadjom]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[fishyandclintbarton]

I love James Buchanan Barnes so goddamn much it physically pains me.

[katsdisturbed]

Calm down Steve.

[fishyandclintbarton]

[aleikats]

If Ariel was under Ursula’s care and grew up to be her sea witch apprentice. Canonically, Ursula was Ariel’s aunt (but the concept was abandoned then brought back in a book as I’ve heard…)  See a higher resolution at my twitter :)! 

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

I have a lot of feelings on how indigenous groups who didn’t build permanent structures like cities aren’t seen as being as sophisticated as ones who built large cities, without accounting for the fact that maybe it’s in our values systems to leave as light of a footprint as possible and it’s important that our structures are easily taken down or fade with the passage of time because it’s easier on the landscape, but ya know.

[uunaksiivik]

This made me think of the story one of my Coast Salish acquaintances tells of how her family would travel from the Puget Sound up Mt. Rainier every year and, sure, following herds but also they had berry bushes and trees and prairies (with camas is the one she always talks about but I’m sure other foods) that were in the care of specific families so they also followed the plants through the year. They cultivated and cared for them, not just coming to gather and move on to the unknown. They came back and to the same places, the same plants and trees every year.

I think a lot of people mistake what a huge connection that is to land and territory. They hear “nomadic” and dismiss it without realizing. It doesnt mean you dont have roots in the area. It means your roots are so ingrained in the area outsiders dont even see them there.

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

!!!!!

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[variablejabberwocky]

#self care#you are both an endangered species and the zookeeper responsible for its care#and some days that means you are both a grouchy wolverine and the bastard that has to give it a suppository#your superpower is that youre the only person capable of this#not even superman can fight your giant angry weasel ass#swith Great power comes great responsibility so go take a nap

[tomboyluce]

The latest addition just…