dreamworks over disny

Just Vibeing.

[leonalmalsy]

The baby is here.

Spoo my beloved

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[notsomeoneyouknow]

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

[teaboot]

^^^

[isomaruuuu]

Reproduction

[p12lysanderdelanne]

the sarilings

[thesleepersden]

Another thing I tweened a while back...

[leonalmalsy]

Iruma: I have Clara by my side. She's fun and helpful and she has the power to put a smile on my face.

Leidzi: I have Urara by my side. He's helpful, insightful, and has a good head on his shoulder.

Razberry: *looks around* Okay. If I want to be a proper Demon King, I need a Valac.

*turns to Konchie and Keebow* You two want to fuck shit up with me?

Konchie and Keebow: Hell Yeah.

[watertightvines]

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

[characters-but-as-cats]

Today’s kitty is Molly Blyndeff from Epithet Erased, requested by an anon!

[addicted2coke-theothercoke]

Every now and then I rediscover my interest in Deltora Quest, clearly that series had a far greater affect on me then I thought, but that's not important right now

What's important was I was thinking about the three "riddles" they're given in book two in order to cross the bridge. I just think the differences between them are kind of funny

Jasmin gets a logic puzzle(puzzles are kind of a staple of Deltora Quest, which is love)

Barda gets an actual riddle

AND LEIF GETS RAPID FIRE MATH

Giant practically says pop quiz and just starts listing numbers

And it's a total cheat because it requires you to know Thaegan eats live Ravens

Giant took one look at Leif and said that kid is going to die today

[the-dandelion-queen]

Murderbot is one of those herding dogs that jumps the fence and is later found with three sheep, a child from a missing poster, two chickens, and a horse and none of them are allowed to leave the herd until its satisfied

[prettyasapic]

Jinshi and Maomao are gonna be so hilarious during Gyokuyou’s son’s reign. “This is the imperial brother, who we all agree to pretend is the imperial uncle because he’s too extra to rule, and his gremlin wife partner who will poison herself if left unsupervised. Together they solve all the nation’s crimes.”

[gatogummie]

[cordia1ly]

the garden of rear palace

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

psych style adaptation of king arthur where everyone thinks merlin has magic because he keeps solving camelot’s problems but he actually has no magical ability at all and it’s just that everyone else is incompetent. he keeps up the magic thing though by making up weird prophecies and cryptic comments because he kind of needs a job

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sir kay is the lassiter figure like so pissed off all the time that merlin is obviously lying and won’t stop interfering with his job, but arthur just kind of keeps merlin around because like yeah the magic thing is ridiculous…but somehow he still is solving everything and doing better than the actual people i hired (kay). so fine by me!

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people keep saying this is just connecticut yankee NO. connecticut yankee kills the whimsy and the magic and says look isn’t it funny now? isn’t it funny to strip away the whimsy? no. we are keeping the whimsy. in this plot line magic is still very much real and a very useful skill to have in a royal advisor, one that’s highly sought after. it’s just that merlin doesn’t have it

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

real magician shows up to court and merlin is like im so fucked. desperately trying to take notes on what real magicians do the whole time. toward the end of the episode merlin realizes this guy is faking too and reveals him as a fraud to the whole court, of course in a way that confirms everyone’s belief that merlin does in fact have magical abilities. arthur is very pleased, patting merlin on the back. “wow I can’t believe he almost got away with that. it’s crazy how easy magic is to fake.” merlin smiles, sweating buckets. sir kay is staring daggers

[scribeprotra]

I'm not checking the reblogs to see if anyone mentioned this on account of there being over 2000.

But the reason Kay knows Merlin is faking is cause Kay has legit magic.

[hollowwish]

After a certain point Maomao is so funny to me. "I shouldn't do xyz it might piss someone off and get me killed" girl the emperor likes you. His wives like you; you give them explicit porn and save their babies. His mom likes you. They let you practice medicine illegally. His secret son wants you down crazy. You could kill a bitch and they'd probably cover it up

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?