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[dreamymuse-archive]

Come follow me here!

[dreamymuse-archive]

so my mew blog is at @dreamymuse

same name i just archived this one

[dreamymuse-archive]

hey guys

im gonna do a ‘restart’ on my blog

ill link it in another post <3

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[bellendsend]

[akaashikelji]

i didn’t turn 18 for this

[finnglas]

I’m going to give you the best piece of Adult Life Is Hard advice I’ve ever learned:

Talk to people when things go to shit.

I don’t just mean get it off your chest, although that’s good. I mean: Something’s wrong with your paycheck/you lost your job/you had unexpected emergency car repairs and now you’re broke so your credit card payment is late. Like, not just 15 days late. We’re talking, shit got crazy and now you’re 90 days late with compounded interest and late fees and the Minimum Payment Due is, like, $390, and you’ve got about $3.90 in your bank account. Call the credit card company. 

I know it’s scary. I know you feel like you’re going to get in trouble, like you’re gong to get yelled at or scolded for not having your life together. But the credit card company isn’t your parents; they’re just interested in getting money from you. And you can’t squeeze blood from a stone or money from someone who doesn’t have any. So what you do is you call them. You explain you’re experiencing temporary financial hardships, and you’re currently unable to bring your account up to date, but you don’t want to just let it get worse. Can you maybe talk to someone about a payment plan so you can work something out? Nine times out of ten you’ll be able to negotiate something so that at least it’s not just taking a constant, giant shit on your credit score.

- Can’t pay your power bill? Call the power company.

- Can’t pay your full rent? Talk to your landlord.

- Had to go to the hospital without insurance and have giant medical bills looming in your place? Call the hospital and ask if they have someone who helps people with financial hardships. Many do.

- Got super sick and missed half a semester of class because flu/pneumonia/auto-immune problems/depressive episode? Talk to your professor. If that doesn’t help, talk to your advisor.

You may not be able to fix everything, but you’ll likely be able to make improvements. At the very least, it’s possible that they have a list of people you can contact to help you with things. (Also, don’t be afraid to google things like, “I can’t pay my power bill [state you live in]” because you’d be surprised at what turns up on Google!) But the thing is, people in these positions gain nothing if you fail. There’s no emotional satisfaction for them if your attempts at having your life together completely bite the dust. In fact, they stand to benefit if things work out for you! And chances are, they’ll be completely happy to take $20 a month from you over getting $0 a month from you, your account will be considered current because you’ve talked to them and made an agreement, you won’t get reported to a collections agency, and your credit score won’t completely tank.

Here’s some helpful tips to keep in mind:

1. Be polite. Don’t demand things; request them. Let me tell you about how customer service people hold your life in their hands and how many extra miles they’ll go for someone who is nice to them.

2. Stick to the facts, and keep them minimal unless asked for them. Chances are they’re not really interested in the details. “We had several family emergencies in a row, and now I’m having trouble making the payments” is better than “Well, two months ago my husband wrecked his bike, and then he had a reaction to the muscle relaxer they gave him, and then our dog swallowed a shoestring and we had to take him to the emergency clinic, and just last week MY car broke down, and now my account’s in the negatives and I don’t know how I’m gonna get it back out.” The person you’re talking to is aware shit happens to everyone; they don’t need the details to prove you’re somehow “worthy” of being helped. They may ask you for details at a certain point if they have to fill out any kind of request form, but let them do that.

3. Ask questions. “Is there anything we can do about X?” “Would it be possible to move my payment date to Y day instead so it’s not coming out of the same paycheck as my rent?” The answer may be “no.” That’s not a failure on your part. But a good customer service person may have an alternate solution. 

Anyway! I hope that helps! Don’t just assume the answer is “no” before you’ve even begun. There is more help out there than you ever imagined.

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.

[bubblebaath]

a doodle i did for my friend of their oc cerberus + a 3d version

[thatdiva]

[freetimesketchbook]

Best ship Dynamics

Morons loving Morons

Moron and the Morosexual

Prep and Goth

Enemies to Lovers

Cool Supportive Parents

Tol and Smol

Nerd and Jock

Man amazed by his wonderful wife

Smol Human + Big Monster

Serious one being supportive of their excitable partner

[skipaholic]

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

DAMN GORGEOUS

DAMN BRAVE

DAMN BADASS

DAMN SEXY

DAMN SWEET

DAMN AWESOME

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

[aaronaamporaa]

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

[eggplay-deactivated20170503]

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

[the-book-reaper]

ok but me too

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[nerdygirlnoodles]

This post just smacked me in the childhood.

[idreamtofmanderleyagain]

having watched several of those “CGI experts watch explain bad CGI” videos, I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason why CGI is such a problem in the industry is because executives AND CGI techs alike are actually delusional about the strengths of the medium

[inkworthywords-deactivated20240]

CGI is something that frustrates me because it really can be used to accomplish some amazing things - it’s just that it works better as an enhancer than a replacement to practical effects.

One of the first uses of CGI in animated movies was actually in The Great Mouse Detective. It’s not glaringly obvious (which is exactly how things should be), but once you know what you’re looking at, it clicks.

It’s the clock tower scene.

See those gears? Those were rendered in CGI first, then traced over with the characters moving. Trying to handle that much machinery by hand alone would have taken much, much longer and cost a great deal more. This is an excellent use of CGI in animation, because it’s used as a support as opposed to being front and center.

This is how it used to be in live-action, too. CGI was used to create things that could not be achieved with practical effects, but didn’t replace them as a whole. It was a component of the movie-making instead of being front-and-center. The problem is that, like 3D in the past, it’s become a gimmick and a marketing draw. Look at this! Look at all this CGI in our movie that’s supposed to be live-action!

But it doesn’t always work, because the human eye is incredibly intelligent and much more perceptive than we give it credit for. We know when something looks not-quite-right, even if we can’t explain why. And CGI just can’t surpass practical effects in that regard, at least not when it’s right in front of your face.

(Side note, but it’s especially frustrating because there are some genuinely talented CGI artists who are absolutely misplaced on bad CGI-centric projects. I swear it’s like watching a Jackson Pollock imitator waste perfectly good paint.)

[idreamtofmanderleyagain]

Agreed. 

The actual strengths of CGI right now definitely lie in supportive elements (as well as animated features and video games). What I was noticing with those videos tho was specifically that even some of the people heavily involved in creating CGI for films seemed to be under the impression that our eyes were being fooled, or that our eyes could be fooled if one or two tiny tweaks were done to “fix it,”  and tbh in reality it’s very rare for a big blob of CGI right in your face to accomplish that. 

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

The feather at the beginning for Forrest Gump was CGI, and the fact that no one noticed it in a film known for its iffy put-Forrest-into-historical-footage scenes makes it the best effect in the movie

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Just in case this wasn’t clear - she doesn’t have heterochromia. Second photo is her own parent exposing her for lying about having it, first photo is of her talking about struggles regarding growing up with heterochromia (that she never went through but is now appropriating), and the rest are photos of different blue contacts she has worn over the years and her natural eye color slipping out underneath them after her contact moved. Pretty sure the last one is the final stage - the implant she has gotten. Notice how her “blue” eye never dilates? Look at the difference in pupils. She has based her whole identity and career as a model on something she doesn’t even have. This post was never about her “rare condition”, but about her faking it.

[kairowskyoorow]

Me: h

Sarah McDaniel:

[manic-gothic-octopi]

She’s legit using cosplay lenses in some of these photos.

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

she also steals other people’s photos pretending it’s her

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

“if I just flip the photo they’ll NEVER know”

[drunk-deity-deactivated20200722]

You can literally tell she is wearing contacts

[dreamymuse-archive]

guys im fucking confused

[judasisgayriot]

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

[newblogisnotjustanoxymoron-deac]

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

[wildwood-faun]

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

[stammsternenstaub]

WHAT

[entomancy]

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

[crumplelush]

this changes everything

[little-fleur-deactivated2015103]

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

[lachatblanche]

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

[kernezelda]

grissini:

breadsticks:

[cyanwrites]

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

[shanology]

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

[accursedvoid]

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

[charlottedabookworm]

Omfg same

wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!

[garrettauthor]

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

[ardent-ace]

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

[garrettauthor]

They are sticks.

Of bread.

🤷‍♂️

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

[defectivegembrain]

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

[ponyway]

best song

[vibrant-echoes-archive]

Honestly? This movie is worth watching at least once just for the animation. I mean. Holy fuck. How often nowadays do you see 2D animation this smooth and detailed and characters given so much personality and charm through that attention to detail?

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Where were you when MLP became more Disney than Disney

[laurakbuzz]

I have zero context for this, and it blew me away. Welp, well done talking magic horse friends movie.

[youlovetoseeit]

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