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[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[charlesoberonn]

Star Wars lore is amazing because you have a funky alien mask an overworked makeup artist created out of $3.50 worth of materials in the 70s to be in the background for 20 seconds and later an overworked writer would write their lore to be like:

"This species' heads are so big because of a eugenics computer program that determines who they can breed with. They're the best spaceship engineers in the galaxy. 300 years ago they destroyed their planet in a global war."

[charlesoberonn]

And then George Lucas would barge into the room and go like: "The music they're playing is called Jizz."

[charlesoberonn]

I'm not making any of this up btw this is the real lore of the Bith species from Star Wars

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[1988-fiend]

@onbearfeet

[onbearfeet]

COME ON, BEARS!!!!

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[lyrslair]

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[necrxticstardust]

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

[girlnephew]

[everythingfox]

“You have arrived at your destination”

[roycohns]

my beautiful collection

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[targetedknowledge]

[painstakinglybad]

There's so much more.

[gay-irl]

[beardedmrbean]

[audarcy]

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[retrogamingblog2]

[impossiblerebelblaze]

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

[vodoch-ka-deactivated20190113]

This is what Deadpool would have wanted

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

You telling me this isn’t an actual Deadpool poster bc I’d believe it hands down.

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"