DrewLaLa!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drewlala89]

Why does everybody hate November so much? 

[underhiseyebrow]

[drewlala89]

What a man.

[drewlala89]

[isolate]

If they don’t like Africa by Toto, they’re not the one.

Everyone Ever (via isolate)

[curlygirl84]

You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated.

Maya Angelou (via curlygirl84)

[pandasneedourlove]

[the-a-r-t-i-s-t]

A Third Of The Men On The Supreme Court Now Face Sexual Misconduct Accusations

And Brett Kavanaugh was nominated by a president who faces multiple allegations of sexual misconduct as well.

[drewlala89]

THIS. 

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Favourite activity: ribbon shopping | Pride and Prejudice

[lysitheacat]

[writeonthrough]

Walk alone with me. 

[mysharona1987]

[all-that-feminist-drama]

By Bruce MacKinnon for the Chronicle Herald, 9/29/18.

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[redandpointy]

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

[fyeahgowns]

Ulyana Sergeenko Haute Couture Fall 2018

[the-bluespirit]

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[childhoodruiner]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.