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26 - He/They

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[sabertoothwalrus]

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

[sabertoothwalrus]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

[pigswithwings]

women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

[pigswithwings]

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

[pigswithwings]

we live in a world with trans women

[feefal]

Mermaid in decay

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[titsay]

[nvm-illustration]

I'll be drawing buildings and colouring for dayssssss ;_;

[xueyangapologist]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[elvneedleworks]

Quilted wall hanging of Mt. Fuji for my mom

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[homunculus-argument]

"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"