okay but why are you here

hi i'm erin and i'm ace as hell cis 31 she/her

[goth-queen]

[dogpuppy]

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[crownkeeper]

huge topic of debate at work today so i'm asking here too

could you land a commercial airplane with 150 passengers? you're allowed to have someone explain it to you and have access to youtube

yes

no

dolly answer

Voting ended onMay 18

[crownkeeper]

you're trapped in the cockpit and the pilot and copilot are dead and it all rests on your shoulders. are you landing the plane?

yes

no

dolly answer

Voting ended onMay 18

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[1anonyymous1]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[kosmogrl]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario 64 DS, Wario's unique ability is to be able to destroy black brick blocks, which contain some of the game's stars. However, Yoshi can actually clip through any black brick block simply by collecting the 100th coin while above it and then performing a sideways somersault while collecting the star that spawns.

The block will be the correct distance away to be intangible when the star is collected (blocks in both Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS only have collision when the player character is very close to them) and collision is not turned on during the star obtaining cutscene, causing Yoshi to fall through the block and get the item or activate the switch (as seen in the footage) inside.

While a lengthy and cumbersome process to set up, this completely obsoletes the need for Wario.

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[sundermunder]

And now for a different kind of robot! 

[inthefallofasparrow]

We have evolved beyond the need for illusionists. Stage magic is only performed by cardboard robots from now on.

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tumblr is so in denial about how much it loves lolcow milking. it’s kind of hard for me to talk about this because 1.) it feels douchey to bring it up and 2.) i have some frayed nerve endings on the subject but like. i’ve had lolcow threads about me on kiwifarms. i read all of them. it’s all the same shit and often the same users (there are more queer leftists on kiwifarms then you can imagine). there is criticism, deserved and undeserved… and then there is lolcow milking.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[beemovieerotica]

[ailee-art]

(๑ ơ ᵕ ơ)♡

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area