A Bit of Everything

hufflepuff & pukwudgie | harry potter, fantastic beasts, dan and phil, doctor who, sherlock, daredevil, ouat, pacific rim, marvel, httyd, music, tøp, general trash 

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[teaboot]

My precious son will do all manner of asshole activity until he sees a spray bottle in range. The moment I’m holding a spray bottle he is God’s most innocent Angel. ABSOLUTELY cats know what ‘naughty’ is

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[serendipititties]

biting my mama

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

[beautifullittlefool1999]

Yes yes yes exactly yes

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[sandersstudies]

Me: my weight fluctuating is totally morally neutral. I don’t need to dedicate large portions of time to gaining or losing weight because my weight doesn’t define me. As long as I eat nutritious food and get in some movement, my weight isn’t important :)

Also me: my fouckingPAMNTS

[sandersstudies]

Me: yayyy buying sustainable clothes that will be in wearable for a long time and not resorting to fast fashion :)

Me when I shift two sizes by the following year: :,( m y… fouking panms

[2peachy]

[gravegospel]

opinions are bad! don’t have any!

[miqorems]

That’s quite the interesting opinion there

[gravegospel]

hey look at this

[gravegospel]

that is the wrong image but im keeping it as is

[jeekoftheweek]

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

[important-animal-images]

[niceferatu]

this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

[without-ado]

(x)

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[dialupmodern]

FUCKEN

[virtualgirladvance]

WIMDY

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

Clouds over sunset in Lazise on July 13, 2017 by me Only 175 years, 5 days and 124 km apart

[asexualboner]

one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese